[spincrazy]

http://bdk.dirtnail.com/

 

[Serial Midget]

Holy Jebus - where the hell have you been?

 

[Serial Midget]

$20.00 my ass!!!

daPeach has already been served with this form of justice.

 

[rockofullr]

What the hell is the Jolly Rancher for?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

This as annoying as the "Green Tickets" they'd pass out to people in SUV's.
I'd beat some hipster ass retarded if I caught someone putting this on my truck.

 

[Serial Midget]

What the hell is the Jolly Rancher for?

If you suck a jolly rancher then stick it on someones car window, when they pull it off it will spider crack. It will also peel paint from metal if allowed to bake in the sun...

 

[dan-o]

If you suck a jolly rancher then stick it on someones car window, when they pull it off it will spider crack. It will also peel paint from metal if allowed to bake in the sun...

Not if you pour warm water, or hipster blood, on it first.

 

[Serial Midget]

Not if you pour warm water, or hipster blood, on it first.

Most guys get pissed and react poorly, attempting to bust the candy off - this trick has been around for a while, long before hipsters.

 

[sanjuro]

Why do you need this when I wear carbon knuckled gloves, carry a u-lock, and have a set of keys?

 

[Serial Midget]

Why do you need this when I wear carbon knuckled gloves, carry a u-lock, and have a set of keys?

Hipsters are a gentler kind of fairy.

 

[HAB]

Where's the cup of coffee? Or is that for assaulting cyclists, I forget.

 

[eric strt6]

growing up in LA all you needed was a 4' length of chain with a square edged key style master lock looped over your head and under the left arm. You could whip it over your head and through a windshield in seconds. dismount and take on the driver if he was stupid enough to try to get out of the car. It helped that I looked like Charles Manson on Steroids

 

[Serial Midget]

It helped that I looked like Charles Manson on Steroids

I'm going to regret this... pics???

 

[rockofullr]

I'm going to regret this... pics???

Second! For pics of Charles Manson on steroids

 

[johnbryanpeters]

growing up in LA all you needed was a 4' length of chain with a square edged key style master lock looped over your head and under the left arm. You could whip it over your head and through a windshield in seconds. dismount and take on the driver if he was stupid enough to try to get out of the car. It helped that I looked like Charles Manson on Steroids

Worked in Cambridge, too. Also, for the double-parkers, fingertips of a cupped hand take out a side view mirror very nicely on the way by.