it'll be the last year he can say he's still in his 20s...i felt i needed to go ahead and throw that out so you guys can help me rag him. :evil: :nuts:
biggins gets older tomorrow
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He seems so much older and more crotchety than that.bigginsis said:
Hey man good job getting your 30th B-day to fall on a Friday.
You are the MAN!
You are the MAN!
McGRP01 said:He seems so much older and more crotchety than that.
yeah, I would have guessed he's 42
everybody gets older tomorrow
wow he's gonna be an old-fart before he knows it. Wonder if by the time he's 80 what the age of the womens behinds will be. Maybe prime 60 year old women behinds? 
Yup you never get wise you only get older.BurlyShirley said:
i heard that in a song before....
come on man - you know the quote "high school girls - i keep gettin older, they stay the same age...."Skookum said:wow he's gonna be an old-fart before he knows it. Wonder if by the time he's 80 what the age of the womens behinds will be. Maybe prime 60 year old women behinds?
old man biggins will be living in a cabin in them hills picking his banjo, and hollering he'll shoot anyone who trepasses: "YOU! Get out my greens! I'll put some lead in your a**"
<insert banjo song from Deliverance here>bigginsis said:
BurlyShirley said:
i think shirley gets the prize for deepest thought of the day.
and i will always look at girls butts that are to young for me. the worst thing about being in may last year of my twenties though will be the fact that whenh i9 hit thirty it'll be much harder to get 18 year old girls.
you could always lie about your age the 18 year old girl might be lieing about her age she might really be 15. If you pick a 15 year old girl up can we call you R. Kelly?biggins said:
exactly
Just remember, biggins - every day that passes you're a day closer to death and there are *TRAILS* out in AZ calling your name.
Leave the crappy job and be free, young man.........
-S.S.-
Leave the crappy job and be free, young man.........
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Please define your use of the word trailsSkaredShtles said:Just remember, biggins - every day that passes you're a day closer to death and there are *TRAILS* out in AZ calling your name.
Leave the crappy job and be free, young man.........
-S.S.-
Hmmm...... being from Kansas are you unfamiliar with what a trail is?Broken_Spoke said:
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oh shuv itSkaredShtles said:Hmmm...... being from Kansas are you unfamiliar with what a trail is?
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Kansas for: FVCK OFF!!!!!
Yes you are. Now move. Get rid of the crappy job and go somewhere dry and sunny. Oh - and I forgot to add that Flagstaff has real mountains. Not alot of them, but real.biggins said:
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Broken_Spoke said:
ink: -S.S.-
I know what you mean. I just turned the big 30 in October! Im still trying to get over it. Maybe some of the women here can send you pics of their rump to make you feel better!!!biggins said:
Happy day B-man.
Grow old, not up!
Here's a present for ya...
Grow old, not up!
Here's a present for ya...
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man ill be happy to get old. being 17 is boreing i cant wait to hit 20-21 then i can "legally" ( i use that term lightly) drink beer. 
ohh and happy b day biggins.
yeh hes still working out the move that means he still in nc for a while so back off. lol im just messing.
ohh and happy b day biggins.
yeh hes still working out the move that means he still in nc for a while so back off. lol im just messing.
HOT CRAP THATS A NICE RUMPDartman said:
biggins said:
stay in A-town man, no better place... hope your ageing goes well
heh. plus 2004 - 1975 is 29, i believe (see his profile)What are you? 29 or 30 
Those were the days. Get ready for the days of, never healing wounds, hangovers that took hours to disappear, now will take days, sometimes weeks.
It'll never be the same again :dancing:
Those were the days. Get ready for the days of, never healing wounds, hangovers that took hours to disappear, now will take days, sometimes weeks.It'll never be the same again :dancing:
SoCalsurfer said:What are you? 29 or 30
It'll never be the same again :dancing:
whatever barney
sounds like hank williams jr - hangovers hurt a lot more than they used to...
Welcome to the club.
Happy Bday!
Happy Bday!
Enjoy drinking while it's still a novelty. Once you hit 21 and it's legal it's not such a big deal........me89 said:man ill be happy to get old. being 17 is boreing i cant wait to hit 20-21 then i can "legally" ( i use that term lightly) drink beer.
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Oh, and if being 17 is boring you may consider amusing yourself by practicing your spelling.....
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Ooh, BURN.SkaredShtles said:Oh, and if being 17 is boring you may consider amusing yourself by practicing your spelling.....