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Bill O'Reilly is Pissed at Drudge

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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU DEC 18, 2003 09:25:08 ET XXXXX

HOST UNHINGED AFTER SALES FIGURES REVEALED; CALLS DRUDGE 'THREAT TO DEMOCRACY'

TalkerAuthor Bill O'Reilly lashed out against this space during his popular FOXNEWS O'REILLY FACTOR Wednesday night -- just hours after closely guarded book sales figures were splashed over the internet.

Sales figures show how contrary to his claims, O'Reilly lags far behind rivals Al Franken and Sen. Hillary Clinton for nonfiction props!

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Responding to an exclusive yearender DRUDGE dispatch, which presented NIELSEN's Top 20 BOOKSCAN list of 2003 sales, O'Reilly called the DRUDGE REPORT a "threat to democracy."

"I mean you can't believe a word Matt Drudge says," O'Reilly told the cameras. "Now you've got the Matt Drudges of the world and these other people, Michael Moore and all of these crazies, all right, no responsibility... that is a threat to democracy, I think." O'Reilly warned: "They'll just spin it and twist it and take it out of proportion every which way."

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Last year, the host of Cable TVs most-watched newscast became unbuckled and turned unstable after this space first revealed how O'Reilly was plotting a new radio program to air opposite Rush Limbaugh [who had just lost his hearing] and how WOR-AM in New York would receive cash compensation from VIACOM to carry the program. [The broadcast launched several months later.]

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"There is no other cure than to kill Matt Drudge," O'Reilly charged on the IMUS in the MORNING radio show.

"I just want to tell everybody that Matt Drudge is smoking crack - right now, in South Miami Beach on Washington Avenue... And the authorities should know it."

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ohio

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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Funniest "newz" report ever. :thumb: And I'm not just saying that because I despise Bill O'Rielly... okay, maybe it's a little bit because of that.
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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"There is no other cure than to kill Matt Drudge," O'Reilly charged on the IMUS in the MORNING radio show.
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Can he say that without legal reprecussions? Isn't that a form of assault? What if someone killed Drudge and said it was cuz O'Reilly said it should be done?
 
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CRUM

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Nov 30, 2003
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Originally posted by DRB
That's an excellent word. Learned it from a Dilbert cartoon.
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Not sure where I picked it up. Probably after being forced to look it up in the dictionary as a kid when I stupidly asked what it meant. My parents were brutal. I can remember thinking everytime, "Jeez, you guys know what it means. Can't you just tell me? No, I havta go get that stupid big dictionary and fumble around looking for the word. I don't even know how it starts. Is it a C or a S. Damn, I hate you sometimes". And the whole time, they'd offer me nothing in the way of assistance, ceptin 2 Sh*t eatin grins.

In retrospect, I have to acknowledge their wonderful influence on my learning experience. They never let me be lazy when it came to learning. And because I could not get them back, I naturally passed on this abuse to my daughter. I am sure she too, hated me sometimes. She has paid me back in Spades. After 3 semesters in college, she's holdin a 3.99 GPA. Gotta love it. And I gotta brag. The problem now is I'm back at the dictionary. She hits me hard whenever she can.
 
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