[stinkyboy]

I'm waiting for a client I'm designing a brochure for (her dental practice) and she said she'd be here between 10-11. It's now 11:40. Should I bill her like dentists do?

 

[Westy]

Is she hot?

 

[stinkyboy]

Is she hot?

As a matter of fact she is, but married and with a fresh child.

 

[SkaredShtles]

As a matter of fact she is, but married and with a fresh child.

I suppose fresh child tastes better than flash-frozen child....

-S.S.-

 

[stinkyboy]

I'd post her photo, but my luck, her hubby would be a monkey...

 

[Westy]

I suppose fresh child tastes better than flash-frozen child....

-S.S.-

Babies are so plump and juicy. Really really expensive though.

 

[BikeGeek]

Babies are so plump and juicy. Really really expensive though.

I hear freeze-dried fetal pig is an acceptable substitute in most recipes.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Babies are so plump and juicy. Really really expensive though.

Not so much in the Caribbean.......

-S.S.-

 

[stinkyboy]

Babies are so plump and juicy. Really really expensive though.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I hear freeze-dried fetal pig is an acceptable substitute in most recipes.

Naw - I had fetal pig in Segovia, España and it's much less fatty than fresh baby.

-S.S.-

 

[stinkyboy]

Just got the call..She's on her way. Bill or not to bill? I'll wait to see what she's wearing, or if I can get her to put her hands in my mouth...

 

[JRB]

Stinkyboy - the new Stosh???

 

[DRB]

Just got the call..She's on her way. Bill or not to bill? I'll wait to see what she's wearing, or if I can get her to put her hands in my mouth...

If only she was a proctologist.... :evil:

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

Do you usually bill by the hour or the job?

 

[stinkyboy]

Do you usually bill by the hour or the job?

Usually the job. If I am slow designing something, the client shouldn't pay, but If I jam something out, I save time. It's fair. If there are a lot of additional changes, I go to an hourly rate over the project cost.

The dentist shows up wearing no makeup and preggo again already. :mumble:

Great client though.

 

[Sir Happypants]

Naw - I had fetal pig in Segovia, España and it's much less fatty than fresh baby.

-S.S.-

and by espana u meant spain

 

[stinkyboy]

and by espana u meant spain

No caca del asno sombrero...

 

[SkaredShtles]

No caca del asno sombrero...

-S.S.-

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

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