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makes avatars better
Dec 25, 2003
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Six Shooter Junction
TAMPA, Fla. -- Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50.

Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.

Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, says the family doesn't expect to make any public statements and asked for privacy.

Mays was also featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which followed Mays and Anthony Sullivan in their marketing jobs.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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SoMD
Wonder if they'll dig his grave with the Awesome Auger and seal his casket with Mighty Putty?

This is so way bigger than Michael Jackson..
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
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Denver, CO
Wonder if they'll dig his grave with the Awesome Auger and seal his casket with Mighty Putty?

This is so way bigger than Michael Jackson..
This will be the biggest news of 2010 and of the new millennium.

I actually enjoyed watching that show recently. That sucks!
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
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Over there somewhere.
I'm guessing bloodclot due to hitting his head hard when the airplane landing in tampa had that hardlanding.

This came as a surprise.
 
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stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
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knowing his beard is the offspring of JBP's mustache.......my condolences to the stache...
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Groton, MA
Damn, this has been a rough week for the rich and famous.
Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin' about how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them

Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them

(Fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them

Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'

Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
 

boogenman

Turbo Monkey
Nov 3, 2004
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BUFFALO
His wife found him hanging in a closet with a shamwow around his neck. :D

Unlike MJ I actually liked Billy Mays and his new show. I feel sorry for his family, especially his little girl and his wife.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Im over here now
Television pitchman Billy Mays likely died of a heart attack in his sleep, but further tests are needed to be sure of the cause of death, a medical examiner said Monday.

Hillsborough County Medical Examiner Vernard Adams said Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease, and the wall of the left ventricle of Mays' heart and the wall of one of his arteries were enlarged
if im gonna go, id want it to be in my sleep or doing some crazy shenanigans



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090629/ap_on_en_tv/us_billy_mays

im gonna miss being yelled at by Mr. Mays to buy his wonderfully useful products.
 
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