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Billy Mays - Is there anyhting he won't pimp?

jebfour

Turbo Monkey
Jun 19, 2003
1,140
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Union County, NC
Orange oil, super absorbent towels, and now some silly-ass crazy glue.

Place your projections as to the next quality product this guy will "market"
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
2,072
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Tejas
I'd love to see him on that late night 'sex toy QVC' thing.

"While you're at it, buy this 14" glow in the dark lawnmower motor powered dong for only $39.95, but wait if you call in the next five minutes, we'll give you 397 10-gallon drums of water based axe wound lube free, call now".
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
24,554
488
Im over here now
I'd love to see him on that late night 'sex toy QVC' thing.

"While you're at it, buy this 14" glow in the dark lawnmower motor powered dong for only $39.95, but wait if you call in the next five minutes, we'll give you 397 10-gallon drums of water based axe wound lube free, call now".
whats that phone number?
 

ridiculous

Turbo Monkey
Jan 18, 2005
2,909
1
MD / NoVA
it doesnt matter what it is, its his unnecessary volume that sells the product. Nothing could be worse than the lexington steel lex caliber.