[firetoole]

so my friend just got the funniest/stupid tattoo on his right arm.

His next one will be a fishing pole on his left arm and a line going across his back to the bass.

 

[manziman]

I'm speechless...and he put it on his myspace? wow. just..wow.

 

[firetoole]

the best part is he really isn't into fishing

 

[robdamanii]

the best part is he really isn't into fishing

Drunken tattoo parlor visit?

 

[maxyedor]

the best part is he really isn't into fishing

Then why not get something funnier? He's going to live the rest of his life explaining "no I'm not a fisherman, I just thought it was funny", "It was funny at the time, I was drunk.... NO I am not an alcoholic"

 

[firetoole]

Drunken tattoo parlor visit?

no he thought it was funny

 

[robdamanii]

no he thought it was funny

Did he happen to think it was retarded as well?

 

[jonKranked]

do a google image search for "dumb tattoo" the first one is ridiculous.

 

[Del]

Fishing kicks ass. I almost started a fishing thread the other day but I went fishing instead.

 

[firetoole]

do a google image search for "dumb tattoo" the first one is ridiculous.

 

[jonKranked]

i get this as the first one:

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

for the win

 

[stevew]

Someone needs to trim the sidewalks.

 

[jonKranked]

for the win

disturbing in so many ways....


"grandpa whats that on your back?"

 

[brungeman]

That bass is stupid not to mention pretty poorly done!

We had a guy walk into the shop that I worked at one day drunk out of his mind. The owner and I were just kicking back relaxing shooting the sh!t. The guy sais "do you tattoo ducks?"..." I want a duck!" we both looked at each other and said, "if its 18 and really wants a tattoo... I guess we could tattoo it, but you will have to hold its beak"

the guy looked puzzled, and when he finally figured out we were joking with him he got IRATE... and started yelling "I WANT A DUCK TATTOO NOW!" the owner jumps up and yells back "CANT YOU SEE WE HAVE A BUNCH OF TATTOOS TO DO! YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT!" the guy sais "WHATS IT TAKE TO GET A FVCKING DUCK TATTOO AROUND HERE" and storms out!

about ten minutes later another drunk guy comes in laughing and looked around, and sais, "aren't you tattooing a duck on John's ass?" and starts laughing hysterically... saying "I won... I won... that son of a b!tch owes me a hundred bucks" and runs out of the shop...

the owner looks at me and we just bust out laughing!

PS. I have a stupid niece that has a little road sign just above her hooch that reads "NO MEAT ON FRIDAY" she has a few other classy tattoos, and all done by a scratch artist, I wouldn't ever tattoo her!

 

[brungeman]

this is a classic, but it has been done soooooo many times!

 

[jonKranked]

"i've heard of trimmin' da bushes, but you done scorched da earf"

 

[narlus]

do a google image search for "dumb tattoo" the first one is ridiculous.

this one?

 

[narlus]

disturbing in so many ways....


"grandpa whats that on your back?"

i don't think that guy is gonna have grandkids.

 

[Westy]

Where is Jorvis when you need him?

 

[jimmydean]

This is on my son's forearm:

Yes, it's a marshmallow roasting on a stick. It started out as a joke...

 

[DHS]

hey kranked when you getting yours started?

i've got a lovely back piece that is finally done. going to start on my left arm in a week or 2.
here's some of the back, i've gotten a couple more hours done after these photos
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/DHSmilky/milky.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/DHSmilky/IMG_1255-2.jpg

 

[jonKranked]

hey kranked when you getting yours started?

been meaning to get in touch w/ dawn to start the artwork. i'm back in rochester in t-minus 2 weeks and counting.