[stevew]

 

[narlus]

she's got a bright future ahead of her.

 

[RUFUS]

she's got a bright future ahead of her.

Not even porn is in this chicks future. She would ruin the porn biz.

 

[kidwoo]

I lasted 39 seconds.

You guys?

 

[blue]

1:02...

it buuurns

 

[Pesqueeb]

Dear God, that was terrible. 1:06 I'm going to have to find something awesome on the iPod to get that out of my head.

 

[jonKranked]

she's got a bright future ahead of her.

Too bad its a set of car headlights barreling down on her.

 

[ohio]

1:09 before I grabbed the Jergens.

 

[stevew]

i'd rather jerk off with a hand wrapped in barbed wire than endure more than 30 seconds....

 

[kidwoo]

1:09 before I grabbed the Jergens.

Wow, you really are getting old.

















It's all graphite dry lube these days.

 

[MMike]

I bet she takes it in the butt.

 

[ohio]

I bet she takes it in the butt.

Exclusively. She's still saving herself.

 

[MMike]

May god bless her anus

 

[drkenan]

I proudly watched the whole thing. Now I'm learning how to play it on the guitar.