My sweaty stinky pack got stolen out of my car. So as i finished shopping for all the contents i thought it would be fun to take a photo and share the stuff that goes in.
Never hurts to be prepared.
30 oz of Soylent Green for added energy
Hammer Gel Espresso now with HGH
And some enervit pills with even more methamphetamine (electrolyte replenishment for those not knowing)
(Can you tell i wish Hammer would sponsor me and never will)
Topeak super multi tool man it's got everything...
Topeak super awesome mountain pump, easy to use, pushes some serious psi almost as good as a standup
Spare tube
Patches and the glue that also serve as liquid stitches if need be
Plus the awesome green plastic box that will get filled full of all the extra bolts and chain quick links i have
Chain Lube
Some t.p. for bung hole or some fire starter (yah fire fire heh heh yah cool!)
Another rotor allen tool (different size than the one in the multi-tool)
Some rainproof matches
Knife and a saw (saw only when i think i'll need one)
Couple of freezer sealable baggies to keep stuff dry and clean (t.p./first-aid)
Compass with temperature gauge, when lost pick a heading and get more lost
led light, just something to play with when lost at night, like a rave tracer toy, eat some shrooms and trip out (bump bump bump bump weeet wooooot bump bump bump bump..........)
Space blanket, so much more comfortable than down
Duct tape, cuz you never know when you will come across some leaky ducts in need of repair
And first aid stuff that requires more than a sissy whiddle bandaid for your owie's.
Hope this gives some people ideas about preparedness. In all seriousness people die from exposure. Mt. biking is dangerous, but that's part of the fun too i suppose. But only fun as long as you live to tell the tale.
Never hurts to be prepared.
30 oz of Soylent Green for added energy
Hammer Gel Espresso now with HGH
And some enervit pills with even more methamphetamine (electrolyte replenishment for those not knowing)
(Can you tell i wish Hammer would sponsor me and never will)
Topeak super multi tool man it's got everything...
Topeak super awesome mountain pump, easy to use, pushes some serious psi almost as good as a standup
Spare tube
Patches and the glue that also serve as liquid stitches if need be
Plus the awesome green plastic box that will get filled full of all the extra bolts and chain quick links i have
Chain Lube
Some t.p. for bung hole or some fire starter (yah fire fire heh heh yah cool!)
Another rotor allen tool (different size than the one in the multi-tool)
Some rainproof matches
Knife and a saw (saw only when i think i'll need one)
Couple of freezer sealable baggies to keep stuff dry and clean (t.p./first-aid)
Compass with temperature gauge, when lost pick a heading and get more lost
led light, just something to play with when lost at night, like a rave tracer toy, eat some shrooms and trip out (bump bump bump bump weeet wooooot bump bump bump bump..........)
Space blanket, so much more comfortable than down
Duct tape, cuz you never know when you will come across some leaky ducts in need of repair
And first aid stuff that requires more than a sissy whiddle bandaid for your owie's.
Hope this gives some people ideas about preparedness. In all seriousness people die from exposure. Mt. biking is dangerous, but that's part of the fun too i suppose. But only fun as long as you live to tell the tale.
