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Turbo Monkey
Mar 22, 2004
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finally got around to snapping a couple pics of the tmx in action - another glorious day in whistler! no joke wallride:

a-line stump hip thing:

a-line rock (obligatory Big Dumb Drop - it IS a tmx after all...):
 

macmx

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Dec 28, 2003
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Very very very very nice pics! The best BMW riding photos in this thread.

Apart from my own of course...
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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that was some wacky stuff going on in those two other bklyn threads, eh? as if some people weren't already (and understandably) annoyed with some of us and our looney tune enthusiasm here, some kooks have to go start up some new bklyn threads and successfully get some of us all twisted up. (poor mac...you okay buddy?)

osio rules! 2 posts on rm, first one being a thread started with with a blatant false slanderous comment, one follow up comment then POOF!, he's outta here. high five bro!! (is this redundant: "false slanderous")

roost yo azz YO! motocross sucks. unadilla 2004.
 

macmx

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I am still struggeling with my anger. I almost hit my teacher today...

MX rules. You guys better come see some real motocross races here in Europe, instead of that AMA jello. Baaarrp!!!

PS: Don't hit your teacher. It shows on your grades...
 

Shortbus

Turbo Monkey
Feb 27, 2002
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Stuck in the 80s
This is the last time i'm reading this thread!
By tank I didn't mean to bash Brooklyn. But Brooklyn sucks!
I'm not even going to bother coming back to this thread
 

Shortbus

Turbo Monkey
Feb 27, 2002
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Stuck in the 80s
Oh so you're stabbing me in the back now! I'm gonna give you what you want and only answer this once, and then i'm staying out of this thread! So here's what you all wanted. I wasn't bashing Brooklyn, I only said they suck and are too expensive
 

macmx

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Dec 28, 2003
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Hahah! But seriously, let's not mix that up in this thread. This has been a positive thread and shall continue to be so. Agreed?
 

Shortbus

Turbo Monkey
Feb 27, 2002
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Stuck in the 80s
So i got a 4" fork on my mini right now. (a 99 Z3 QR20). I really like the geometry a lower fork gives the bike, but that fork is way too soft for the avy rear shock. I did get a snapshot of it with the shorter fork, I'll remember to upload it tomaro. I guess a 5" fork is ideal for the mini. I wanna see how far i can lower my Super T on that thing.
 

Shortbus

Turbo Monkey
Feb 27, 2002
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Stuck in the 80s
Holy poopers I changed my SuperT's oil last night and what came out of it looked like liquid aluminum. I wanted to splatter it on the floor and see if it would turn into that hot Terminator 3 evil robotess. Then I could kick her ass and throw her through toilet walls. Then we could make up and make out.

Oh wait this is ridemonkey not fushiatrike. DAMIT.

Good morning :)
 

macmx

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You're a crazy guy shortbus.

PS: You are married, and therefor you have no right to act stupid anymore.
 

sikocycles

Turbo Monkey
Feb 14, 2002
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I wondering how it rides diferently than the PB but I will find out soon. Try to post pics of the frame later
 

macmx

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To me it feels like a bmx bike, though much more comfortable. The long TT really takes good care of us big guys and the small rearend is really good too. You can throw that bike around as much as you like. Seriously the best hardtail ever!

but I have an 80mm fork on there so I guess my TT is EVEN LONGER than normal. Which fork you puttin on there?
 

sikocycles

Turbo Monkey
Feb 14, 2002
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540 replies this should be a sticky. I am putting a super monster on it. JK I think I will put a psylo on it for now until the 05 forks come out. The sherman jumper you have on yours might be the ticket. I need a crankset for it first
 

macmx

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yep the Sherman is real good. Are you getting an excentric BB or just normal BMX bearings?
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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macmx said:
You're a crazy guy shortbus.
agreed! but look who's talking, eh?

shortbus: "Then I could kick her ass and throw her through toilet walls. Then we could make up and make out." quite the romantic.

been almost three weeks since i was on the big bike. tomorrow i'm mountain creeking it. can't wait. my buddy leif is going to teach me how to jump doubles. 'bout time, i've only been dreaming of it for like....EIGHT YEARS!!!

pearl fq. ph by macmx.
 

MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
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tmx said:
agreed! but look who's talking, eh?

shortbus: "Then I could kick her ass and throw her through toilet walls. Then we could make up and make out." quite the romantic.

been almost three weeks since i was on the big bike. tomorrow i'm mountain creeking it. can't wait. my buddy leif is going to teach me how to jump doubles. 'bout time, i've only been dreaming of it for like....EIGHT YEARS!!!

pearl fq. ph by macmx.
Holy Moly that is one serious paint job and color scheme going on there!!

I most likely will never own a BMW - unless I win the lotto or something - but I sure do enjoy looking at photos of em. Keep em coming TMX.
:thumb:
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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hi mark. you don't have to own one, you have access to a loaner. shall i bring it to mtn creek this saturday? btw, douglas' avatar disturbs me too.

hey ... umm... guys... um. ...i'm kind of a nerd about this and have postponed the request for too long, but eh'....could y'all call me tmx (or terry, of course) and not TMX...please. i keep thinking you're referring to the bike, not me.
 

MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
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tmx said:
hi mark. you don't have to own one, you have access to a loaner. shall i bring it to mtn creek this saturday? btw, douglas' avatar disturbs me too.

hey ... umm... guys... um. ...i'm kind of a nerd about this and have postponed the request for too long, but eh'....could y'all call me tmx (or terry, of course) and not TMX...please. i keep thinking you're referring to the bike, not me.
Hey tmx - someday I'd like to take that loaner for a run or two just to say I rode a BMW (hell I won't be able to drive one ever either - but maybe I could rent one of those 4 wheeled things called BMWs too). Mtn Creek this Sat? Crap - hmmm.........damn.....hmmm.....I need to check mapquest. Could Mtn Creek be a down and back trip from CT? Probably not eh? You see there are two dogs at chez MMcG that would be pissed if I didn't get home in time to let them out to take a piss and what not.

I need to edit my sig because doug is back to using the peace sign again. :thumb:
 

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
Whos bike is that grey one? I can't wait to get mine dammit. $200 buck left on it dammit. Not that it's done yet, but I just wana make sure they have all the money. Joe told me that there's one with my name on it and I'll have it late August - September. Man, I'm really liking the look of the shiver SC on that bike.
Knuck
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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Knuckleslammer said:
Whos bike is that grey one? I can't wait to get mine dammit. $200 buck left on it dammit. Not that it's done yet, but I just wana make sure they have all the money. Joe told me that there's one with my name on it and I'll have it late August - September. Man, I'm really liking the look of the shiver SC on that bike.
Knuck
It's more of a pearl white, but the pic does it no justice. Belongs to Pharrell.

Mark, definately mapquest Mtn Creek. It's in Vernon New Jersey, right on the border of NY. But no worries if you can't make it this time. We've got another couple months. Now don't go making your current bike feel bad with all this talk about wishing you could have a Brooklyn. It doesn't matter, a bike's a bike. You're riding and smiling, it's all good. :love:
 

MMcG

Ride till you puke!
Dec 10, 2002
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tmx said:
It's more of a pearl white, but the pic does it no justice. Belongs to Pharrell.

Mark, definately mapquest Mtn Creek. It's in Vernon New Jersey, right on the border of NY. But no worries if you can't make it this time. We've got another couple months. Now don't go making your current bike feel bad with all this talk about wishing you could have a Brooklyn. It doesn't matter, a bike's a bike. You're riding and smiling, it's all good. :love:
Oh yeah I'm still loving :heart: my Cheeta and I've sort of rediscovered my Belair as well, hell i'm even having fun on my ghettorigged SS - but it would be fun to ride one of those BMW beasties down a mountain a couple of times just for ****s and giggles and huge grins I suspect ( isn't there some type of BMW grin or something like that?)

That reminds me, I need to get the front tire mounted to the Cheeta's front wheel - mounting a fat arsed specialized dh tire to a Sun Singletrack is a royal PITA - two tire levers have already fallen victim to the combination - and i fear more unless I spring for one of those badarsed Park Took metal levers or something! :eek:

How long does Mtn Creek stay open this year tmx (see aren't I doing well now!)??
 

macmx

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Dec 28, 2003
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Got some Magura Gustav MX's to put on my mini. Just picked em up. Look forward. Now all I need is my new rims and gear mechs and my fork back from service.

Shortbus- Can we please see some pic's of your XC fq?
 

sikocycles

Turbo Monkey
Feb 14, 2002
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Just got back from brooklyn. It was so cool. Doc is so great. No pics yet but the frame is great.
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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lol mark. yes, doing a top shelf job and it's much appreciated. ;) not sure how long mtn creek is open. i'll ask tomorrow. but we've also got pkill open til november.

knucks, oh yeah, i forgot about your last name. kinda funny. this dude's name really is pharrell. emphasis on the 2nd sylable. he's a music dude. check out n.e.r.d. or the neptunes. he also produces a bunch of pop/hip hop artists. he bought his two mini's over a year ago.
 

macmx

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Dec 28, 2003
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And hasn't picked them up yet! appox on him!

I can't beleive someone would buy two of the most beautiful bikes in the world, and just have them stand there for over a year!!!!! That is really beyond my comprehension.
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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macmx said:
And hasn't picked them up yet! appox on him!

I can't beleive someone would buy two of the most beautiful bikes in the world, and just have them stand there for over a year!!!!! That is really beyond my comprehension.
agreed! especially since i, unlike YOU, do not yet have one. :mumble:

what's "appox on him"? appox? is that like smothering someone in epoxy?
 

macmx

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Dec 28, 2003
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Oh I'm sorry! That's just something Danish I blurted out! Haha. Stupid viking...
Well it's actually danish slang.it means something like "damn him for doing that" or something like that...
 

tmx

aka chromegoddess
Mar 16, 2003
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macmx said:
Oh I'm sorry! That's just something Danish I blurted out! Haha. Stupid viking...
Well it's actually danish slang.it means something like "damn him for doing that" or something like that...
cool. my first danish word.