[pnj]

"Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is under arrest for chopping off her husband's penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080

 

[$tinkle]

it's spreading:

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/123024/woman_catches_robber_imprisons_him

 

[kidwoo]

kidwoo is zipping up his pants somewhere.

 

[Pesqueeb]

kidwoo is zipping up his pants somewhere.

 

[insanitylevel9]

well thats classy, im gonna guess it happened in florida without reading the article.

 

[Serial Midget]

Makes you wonder when penis transplants will become possible...

 

[kidwoo]

$tink's story is much better.


I just googled the chick in it too. I'm moving to russia.

 

[nyhc00]

$tink's story is much better.


I just googled the chick in it too. I'm moving to russia.

Wow, that chick is pretty hot.

 

[$tinkle]

yeah, but when she says she does "downstairs stuff", keep your head on a swivel

 

[rockofullr]

I'm moving to russia.

kidwoo is tied up and having his pants torn off somewhere in Russia.

But it's ok she will buy him some new jeans when its over

 

[MMike]

Wow....

"No no! Don't let me go! I haven't learned my lesson yet!"

You can bet I'd be a repeat offender.....

 

[MMike]

Crime is Russia seems way better than crime in the middle east

 

[MMike]

Peril

 

[kidwoo]

Crime is Russia seems way better than crime in the middle east

In soviet russia, crime fvcks YOU.

 

[MMike]

kidwoo wins the thread

 

[MikeD]

If she'd have used a blender instead of the garbage disposal, there could've been a nice smoothie to share at the end of it all.

 

[kidwoo]

You need to move back into civilization at some point.

Dick smoothie isn't something I can picture you coming up with 5 years ago back when you used to avoid rocks in the desert while riding instead of avoiding bodies.

 

[MikeD]

Dude, I was waaaay worse when I was in an infantry battalion. I now have to have some sort of filter at work. Maybe I'm worse online now to compensate...?

 

[$tinkle]

kidwoo is zipping up his pants somewhere.

http://www.thelocal.se/42146/20120720/

A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a children’s ride penetrated his rectum.

“It was a complete shock to the whole body,” the man told local paper Arbetarbladet.

The man had been visiting Furuvik theme park near Gävle in eastern Sweden with his two young daughters aged 2 and 4. The girls were enjoying the park's minicar rides, but the 4-year-old needed some help with operating the vehicle.

“She can’t step on the gas pedal herself, so I lifted her up and jumped on the back of the truck so she would fit in front of me,” the father told the paper.

But while doing so the unsuspecting father failed to see the tow hitch protruding at the back of the vehicle. The man’s jeans ripped and as the hook penetrated the man’s rectum, it injured him internally in the direction of his urethra.

“It was terribly painful,” said the man to the paper.

The man started screaming and tried to move off but his rear end was stuck to the vehicle. Upon hearing his shouting, a theme park employee helped him off the ride, the paper reported.

When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash. He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park.

was it a hot pocket?

 

[Pesqueeb]

a tow hitch on a children’s ride penetrated his rectum.

“It was a complete shock to the whole body,”

Shouldn't that go without saying?

 

[jimmydean]

Shouldn't that go without saying?

“It was terribly painful,”