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yea, I heard about that on the radio this morning. I've already started looking for a different career...
uh oh! so how are we gonna stop the lady with the C4 tucked under her saggin' bags 
Or mariuhuana or dope..
Where's the fun!?
If these searches were truely random I don't see the problem. But when you get behind those "extra search" screen it's 15 hot chics and 3 dudes. while the terrorist looking people just walk on by.
Well that's how it is when I go back there when the pull my wife aside, EVERY TIME WE FLY. And the screeners don't find it funny when you notice that they are only searching the hot chics. My fovorite comment "It looks like the VIP line at Crobar in here" Everyone seems to get a chuckle except those creepy screeners.
Well that's how it is when I go back there when the pull my wife aside, EVERY TIME WE FLY. And the screeners don't find it funny when you notice that they are only searching the hot chics. My fovorite comment "It looks like the VIP line at Crobar in here" Everyone seems to get a chuckle except those creepy screeners.
I'm a fan of Boobs
ya, well every single screener at O'Hare or midway is from either A. Prison B. Rehab or C. PrisonHawkeye said:
That about sums up every airport I've been to.
we have screeners from Joliet too, that makes them significantly worseHawkeye said:
I was in Seoul last week and got the pat down of my life. Of course, unfortuantely, it was a guy so it really wasn't any fun.
I like to pat myself down
when you get the spread your cheeks and lift your sack, you know you have gone too far....
"I was absolutely astounded at the fact that they thought they could violate my Fourth Amendment rights, violate my privacy, violate my body because of some secret law," she said. ... she likes it! 
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HTFR said:
I really wouldn't be that surprised.
I've never had my chest felt up and I've been searched around 4 times. 
If you buy your ticket on short notice, you will get searched.
If you buy your ticket on short notice, you will get searched.
i wish someone would feel me up at the airport, i find it tantalizing and it would probably relax me for a long flight.
Even if it was a 275# balding guy that was covered in tatoos from The Crips and various other gangs?Skookum said:
Glad I've never been searched at an airport, of course I wouldn't mind if it was a hot chick.
sure why not... what's life without a little excitement..... live on the edge i always say....COmtbiker12 said:
Did anyone see that SNL with like Colin Ferrell where he was in the airport and they had to search him at the metal detector. And the security chick kept feeling him up and patting his butt with her hand. maybe it's just me.