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Borrow a homosexual and buy them coffee...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stinkyboy, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Neat idea.

    But probably a marketing scheme to generate cáfe revenues ;)
     
  3. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    I wonder if I could "borrow" one of them Dutch hookers?
     
  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Anyone else notice a certain theme in smellyboys threads?
     
  5. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Say it bich.
     
  6. sunny

    sunny Grammar Civil Patrol

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    "plans to "lend out" living people, including homosexuals, drug addicts, asylum seekers, gipsies and the physically handicapped..."

    What, no Jews or Slavs???

    This is so frighteningly close to Hitler's list of "untermenschen" it's scary.

    While I understand the good intentions, doesn't this just serve to enhance the sentiment that "those people" can be classified as "those people" and not simply as "people"?? I mean, what makes ANYONE tick?
     
  7. SK6

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    Has anyone informed Mel Brooks of this yet? ;)


    :help:
     
  8. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    "To avoid unpleasantness, all meetings must take place in the library café."

    No bum fights?
     
  9. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    OOH OOH!! You know what else would be cool? Midgets. I like midgets.
     
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    dexter Turbo Monkey

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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She went to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino Student Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were, hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed, alright.

    Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children into open manholes, which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the
    children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... or
    her being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian
    midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or her
    being a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be really
    difficult on that young lady.

    She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She was lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried to stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino! And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full.

    Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I can
    feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to
    build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting
    red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!

    NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!!
    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Oh, I'm okay; it was just gas.
     
  12. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    3 hours for $79.99 seems a little steep. Plus, they only ship to Austin.
    I wonder if they have little Dutch midget hookers? I'll bet their little wooden shoes are so cute.
     
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    You mean that he probably has some Blue Oyster Cult playing???
     
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    What's wrong with BOC?
     
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    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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