[Full Trucker]

Imagine you're a blonde-haired blue-eyed college sudent walking down the street with a gaggle of attractive women. You're looking suave, feeling good about your "chances" and then all of a sudden some FREAK in a bathrobe (Yes, bathrobe) stares you down from the passenger side of a pickup. STARES. You feel uncomfortable, and stare back, uttering a single, solitary syllable: "what?"

Immediately, without recourse or contemplation, the answer comes: a hyper-extended middle finger, the rudest of all gestures, jolting your cognitive system back into defense mode.

Sucka, you just got a bad case of the "supersucker drive-by blues"... care of yours truly.



deal.

 

[dexterq20]

Mmmm... gotta love Boulder. College town + hippies + yuppies + mountain air = a big ol' "?"

 

[TN]

at least he didn't hock a loog' on ya.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Why didn you pull out your d!ck and slap the truck with it? Or hell you could have done the full spread moon... the bunghole beats the hyper finger no matter what town you're in.

 

[SkaredShtles]

F.T. - correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't *YOU* the robed perpetrator flipping the bird at the frat-boy?

-S.S.-

 

[pixelninja]

F.T. - correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't *YOU* the robed perpetrator flipping the bird at the frat-boy?

-S.S.-

I'm thinkin that's the senario, since FT sure as heck ain't no pretty boy blonde-haired blue-eyed college student...

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm thinkin that's the senario, since FT sure as heck ain't no pretty boy blonde-haired blue-eyed college student...

From an old movie:

"What we have here....... is...... failure to communicate."

-S.S.-

 

[s1ngletrack]

Keepin' the spoiled little frat b1tches in line... right on.

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

i can always count on the FT to serve some chumps. next time you want to flip off some chumpy mcdouche faces let me know. that sounds like too much fun.