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  1. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    So there's this chick I've been friends with for a little while now. She has a piece of **** boyfriend who is super controlling and blows up her phone when she isn't at work, home, or with him. All she does is complain about how he's a piece of ****.

    So I started half joking about how she needs to dump him so she can merry me and be my sugar mamma and buy me a BMW. I've always kind of had a thing for her cause she's hot and my type but I've always been involved with another girl so I didn't really care. But now said other girl I was hooking up with is gone and we started hanging out more. We got drunk at a mutual friends house and I woke up cuddling with this girl. (didn't pound her, but that's cool by me, if i'ma keep her around seeing her not actually cheat on her dude is a good sign) that was last week and since then she's spend the night a couple times. Any advice on getting rid of her current dude so I can get on this girl???
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  3. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    A certain five letter acronym comes to mind...
     
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  4. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    TheMontashu has a boyfriend? Bwhahahahaha!
     
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  5. dump

    dump Turbo Monkey

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    If it's on that level, tell her to get rid of her dude.

    If it's not on that level, enjoy it while you can.
     
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  6. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    If he's not right for you, he's not right. Let him go, if he loves you, he will come back.

    Or PIIHB.
     
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  7. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Similar scenario for me. I wound up marrying the sweetest chic on the planet after she got sick of the douche bag. Lucky me. 2 awesome kids later and I don't regret it. Heck, we dropped our 6 year old off this morning at school and she ran me on some pre-work shuttles.

    Whatcha got to lose? If he looks like a derailleur, you can take him down too.
     
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  8. LOOnatic

    LOOnatic Turbo Monkey

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    So easy. Just set up a situaton where he sees you and the chick being innocent together but he will assume the worst and when he calls her out for cheating and being a ho they will be done and you and said chick can get down like James Brown.
     
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  9. Craw

    Craw Monkey

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    What will most likely happen is that while she may hook up with you, she always go back to her douche boyfriend.
     
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  10. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    ^^^

    someone gets shot in this story
     
  11. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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  12. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    You're on your way to getting your a$$ kicked or shot
     
  13. 4xBoy

    4xBoy Turbo Monkey

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    Yeah, but heck of a lot of fun till then.

    I am a sort of sick thrill seeker so any advice I have probably isn't a great idea.


    I would go after her. :thumb:
     
  14. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    That's not my style though, I feel weird just being all, ditch your dude for me
    good idea actually....
    Hahaha, not worried about it. The kid lives in walnut creek, he thinks he's a little bonehead (racist skinhead) if he tries anything with me my friends get a "we have a nazi problem" call
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    It had actually occurred to me he might be talking about you. :banana:
     
  16. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Nope, this is how you play it. You tell her that she's suffocating and being held back from accomplishing all the things out there waiting in life for her. Tell her she needs to travel, to take the chance to go where she wants, when she wants and to find out who she really is.

    When she agrees and her eyes gloss over about how much you care for her freedom and well being, you're in.

    As stated before, worked for me.

    Oh, and if you're me, a year into being engaged peckerwood sneaks a post to her on MySpace, then you notify the authorities of his illicit activites and exact home address. Then you'll get to learn about him being arrested for them on the news.

    Now that was priceless.:rofl:
     
  17. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Trying to hook up with Kesha I see...

    Report him to the Department of Homeland Security as a terrorist. Blowing up phones could hurt someone!
     
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  18. Total Heckler

    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Good luck!

    :popcorn:
     
  19. blue

    blue boob hater

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    Hush. You're, ugly, fat, AND retarded.

    You have no chance.

    Move along.
     
  20. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

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    What happens then, you all jump into a boxcar together?





    too soon?
     
  21. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    is this the girl?
     
  22. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Ahh. Not your style just being honest and telling someone what you want.

    I can see how that is. Me, I'm the same way. I'd far rather play juvenile games, sneak around, give the girl what she wants (someone to make her feel special) while not getting what I want (a girlfriend), and in general get used until the newness wears off and she goes back to the douchebag.

    If she was just someone whose company you enjoyed in the short term, that'd be one thing. I wouldn't be super comfortable fooling around with some other guy's girlfriend but in the end, she's responsible for her relationship, not you. But if that were the case, you wouldn't be starting a thread asking how to get rid of him.
     
  23. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    that's no way to go through life son

     
  24. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I think you should make that call regardless of the female situation.
     
  25. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Nope, I stay away from chicks who are into hardcore, they are too crazy, and too much like dudes
    We're not actually fooling around yet, which is making me want to actually keep her around. It's more the, she's about to break up with the dude (i think and hope) and don't really want to get involved but I'm thinking that our mutual friends encouragement isn't enough
    Hahaha, I don't like to actively hunt people down and start **** like that. If he runs his mouth I will though. My IDF friends are starting to come out of the military and move back to the states, some of them would be more than happy to deal with some nazis

    Ugly and retarded yes. Fat?? Far from, you can see my ribcage
     
  26. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Set up some kind of spelling competition, she will be so amazed she will likely merry you on the spot.
     
  27. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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  28. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  29. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    he might brake her heart tho
     
  30. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    She obviously has poor taste in men, er boys.
     
  31. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Asking relationship advice on RM? :crazy:

    But since you think we have some good advice to give...

    Stop being a pussy. If you want it, go get it. Tell her "I want to be with you. If you were mine I would (insert whatever her current guy fails at eg: give you space, cook you dinner, rub your feet, etc). Dude from Dub-C is not good enough for you."

    Whatever you do don't pull some TV sitcom sh!t like trying to get her boyfriend to accuse her of cheating.

    Good luck man and post pics so we can tell you if it's worth the effort or not.
     
  32. TheTruth

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  33. FlyinPolack

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    Just get her in the sack
    give her the 10 minute crotch oriented seizure.
    Then you get to be the douchebag boyfriend!:thumb:
     
  34. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    She sounds like quite a keeper... what with her dating a racist skinhead. :think:
     
  35. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    friend of a friend story, short version -
    bud of mine knew a hot chick. hot chick was in a relationship with a duche` that she complained about all the time. bud sacks up and says "ditch the zero, get with the hero." chick gets turned on and jumps ship. they are in bliss until, he finds out that she has issues with finances and substances, though he doesn't find out until they are far down the road and her hook is set. one ugly break up later, she is out on the town finding new prey and he is at home alone feeling like a grade-a sucker.

    chicks in relationships with douche` guys are there because they deserve it. they aren't wired for stable relationships. my favorite chapter title from a relationship book, which sums up where you are - White Knights and Black Holes. Don't get sucked in, even if it is just a low-voltage carbon-nanotube laboratory black hole.
     
  36. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    so, what you're saying is that monty should forget the chick and go brokeback mountain with her bf?
     
  37. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    And isn't the Montashu one of our Jewish monkeys? What could go wrong?
     
  38. dante

    dante Unabomber

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    EXACTLY. If she'll cheat on him with you, she'll definitely cheat on you with him. You'll think you're the perfect boyfriend, rubbing her feet, making her dinner, etc, when all she wants is to F the bad-boy on the side. That way she gets the best of both worlds, the down-to-earth nice caring boyfriend and the wild, dangerous f***buddy.
     
  39. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Which one is Mooshoo? :confused:
     
  40. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    More for ****s and giggles than looking for serious advice.
    They have been together for 2 years, he wasn't always like that
    I am. really not worried about him...