[rockofullr]

Don't get sucked in, even if it is just a low-voltage carbon-nanotube laboratory black hole.

So he should give up on it because she might be a nutjob?

Every chick he could possibly start dating has a chance of being a nutjob. I say give it a go, or if you're afraid of getting hurt follow mandown's advice.

P.S. Kids from Walnut Creek aren't half as hard as they think they are so yeah don't be worried about it.

P.P.S. Still waiting on the pics.

 

[SkaredShtles]

So he should give up on it because she might be a nutjob?

Every chick he could possibly start dating has a chance of being a nutjob. I say give it a go, or if you're afraid of getting hurt follow mandown's advice.

P.S. Kids from Walnut Creek aren't half as hard as they think they are so yeah don't be worried about it.

There's a helluva lot of evidence in this case that she IS a nutjob.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Just give her this, the rest will sort its self out.

 

[rockofullr]

She may in fact be a nut, but Montashu is also a nut. They could be just the right nuts for each other!

 

[mandown]

so, what you're saying is that monty should forget the chick and go brokeback mountain with her bf?

glad you are reading this with your welding eyes in.

chicks like this use the d!ck vine theory - like a monkey swinging through the jungle on the vines, she won't let go of one until she has another in her hand... not to say that she won't try to hang onto two at a time while she makes directional decisions but she certainly won't hold onto none.

she's a SCUD Missle wired to target duche` or rebound suckers. i'm not saying which one mooshoo is, as i don't know him well enough, just stating what the Venn Diagram looks like.

 

[Pesqueeb]

White Knights and Black Holes. Don't get sucked in, even if it is just a low-voltage carbon-nanotube laboratory black hole.

Must spread.

 

[Da Peach]

I am. really not worried about him...

I'm sure not. You could always get him with your claw.

 

[blackohio]

reading your initial post was painful.

 

[Sghost]

If he's not right for you, he's not right. Let him go, if he loves you, he will come back.

Or PIIHB.

Never noticed before that the H goes either way.

 

[Muttely]

"hey buddy, i hear you are ....'s boyfriend"
"yeah thats me, whats it to you"
"wanna go skydiving"
"Sure thing, we could be friends"
...plane...
"Whoops, my flicknife cut all of your para cords!"
Push
"Hey baby wanna go get summit to eat?"
"Wheres ....!!?!?!?"
"He said he had didnt like you anymore and ran off to mexico"

Job done.

 

[MMike]

Try beating her. Sounds like she might dig it

 

[boogenman]

I have a bad feeling about this. I see your future if you stick this one out with this person.....

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I have a bad feeling about this. I see your future if you stick this one out with this person.....

+ rep for wang.

 

[owentking]

If its of any help man. I just went through the exact same scenario with my girl, except my girls ex wasn't a nazi, just a closed minded careless ass. I just maned up and told her how i felt. honestly, thats all you can really do. unless you want to play the bull**** childish games. She ditched her douche and now shes with me. Its gonna be her decision in the end anyway and if shes spending so much time with you and sleeping with you, she has certainly thought about doing more then sleeping. Good luck with it.

 

[Pesqueeb]

+ rep for wang.

Must Spread.

 

[loco-gringo]

I threw a dog turd out in the lawn that I found by the front door this morning that has more depth and capacity for intelligent conversation than mooshoo.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I threw a dog turd out in the lawn that I found by the front door this morning that has more depth and capacity for intelligent conversation than mooshoo.

You threw a turd in your own lawn and you think Mooshoo is an idiot ?

 

[loco-gringo]

You threw a turd in your own lawn and you think Mooshoo is an idiot ?

It was on the carpet. I wasn't going to put it in oatmeal.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?

 

[ultraNoob]

[brutal_honesty]
Mooshoo aka Sancho... just tell her to choose cuz you don't feel comfortable with her having a BF that isn't you. Being party to cheating is just as bad as being the cheater.

Just keep in mind, adrenalin is a hell of a drug. Cheaters enjoy the adrenalin rush of breaking the rules. When/if she becomes your GF, make sure she finds a different method of getting that adrenalin rush.

[/brutal_honesty]

now PIIHB, PIIHM, PIIHE

 

[trib]

PIIIHE?

put it in her ear?

 

[ultraNoob]

PIIIHE?

put it in her ear?

Yes, but it has to be in order

PIIHB - PIIHM - PIIHE

 

[JohnE]

This is going to end well...

 

[TheMontashu]

Had a talk with her last night. Basically she feels bad for the dude cause no one likes him (for good reason) and his parents only pay for food clothing and bed to sleep on. Apparently he's just a cry baby bitch and she feels bad. She's also scared to leave him cause he has gnarly anger issue. She said she was going to "try and find a time to dump him." I went from just thinking he was a Dbag to really hating the dude, and am stoked that it's looking like I'm going to have a cool new chick.

 

[ultraNoob]

"try and find a time to dump him..." ... dood that's a bad sign.

 

[sanjuro]

Had a talk with her last night. Basically she feels bad for the dude cause no one likes him (for good reason) and his parents only pay for food clothing and bed to sleep on. Apparently he's just a cry baby bitch and she feels bad. She's also scared to leave him cause he has gnarly anger issue. She said she was going to "try and find a time to dump him." I went from just thinking he was a Dbag to really hating the dude, and am stoked that it's looking like I'm going to have a cool new chick.

Until she comes to her senses and realizes that you are a fvcking loser.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

WTF makes you think this chick is cool ?

Seriously dude, you're no prize but you can probably do better than some codependent chick with low self-esteem who craves abuse.

 

[J]

You need to read up on the Ladder Theory.

x2!!!

 

[TheMontashu]

"try and find a time to dump him..." ... dood that's a bad sign.

I know but I'm actually into her, this whole situation is bad news....

WTF makes you think this chick is cool ?

Seriously dude, you're no prize but you can probably do better than some codependent chick with low self-esteem who craves abuse.

ummm we have a ton in common, she makes me laugh, and she's hot.

I know I can do better, but the last string of girls who have been allot smarted and would just be considered better catches, but they are all dumb irrational bitches which I'm way over

 

[I Are Baboon]

allot smarted

jesus christ.

 

[TheMontashu]

typo fool. I'm in the middle of writing a big paper for English, so I'm not so focused on proof reading on here....

 

[MMike]

bribe her with your jew gold

 

[loco-gringo]

typo fool. I'm in the middle of writing a big paper for English, so I'm not so focused on proof reading on here....

 

[Kevin]

I suggest we get a new smilie for threads like this.
All in favor say aye...

 

[ultraNoob]

have been allot smarted...

jesus christ.

typo fool. I'm in the middle of writing a big paper for English, so I'm not so focused on proof reading on here....

OMFG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

 

[dhmike]

OMFG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard

 

[JohnE]

$5 says she thinks Mooshu is ghey...

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

page 6, no pic = The Fail

 

[moff_quigley]

I suggest we get a new smilie for threads like this.
All in favor say aye...

This one please:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!11!!11!!11!!!!!

 

[Kevin]

Hm image not working?

http://www.pbase.com/sonyguy/image/28396165

I aye for the facepalm btw...