Holy sh!t do I pity your english teacher! If you get above an F, please let me know so I can write to the school board. 
Boyfriend issue
He's in college.Holy sh!t do I pity your english teacher! If you get above an F, please let me know so I can write to the school board.
diesel powered douchebag
Seriously........... If she is codependant to the point she wont leave such a douchebad...... RUNAWAY.....
I think I peed a little from laughing so hardOMFG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
There is a high probability that this is true.
Btw, mooshoo, it won't matter how much she promises/swears/whatever that she will give you some kind of indication before she's practically hooked up with another guy. The current bf probably has no/very little idea what's happening (despite whatever she tells you), and neither will you. Either expect it or keep fishing.
I'll say it here first
Wait what did I say again?
home boy, if you really like this girl then just make your move and that's all you can do. But if you're just trying to get a nut, don't go actively trying to break up her relationship to do it. Even if you think her boyfriend is a dick, it's not worth ruining so you can get laid.
And like I said, if you're really into her all you can respectfully do is make yourself obviously available and it's up to her to go the rest of the way.
And like I said, if you're really into her all you can respectfully do is make yourself obviously available and it's up to her to go the rest of the way.
The obvious approach:
He's in college.
The best thing about this is if Mooshu scores, it will be about 6-8 weeks before she moves on to another idiot, telling the same stories to him, only Mooshu will be the subject line. Then he will be on hear talking about what a psycho hosebeast she is/was...
Hate to say it, but if you're cuddling with someone else, she's basically cheating on her boyfriend. Just because you didn't poke her that night doesn't mean the next night of "innocent cuddling" won't turn into a night of sinful pleasure.
Word. She's going to pull the same crap with you that she's pulling with him. I love guys that think they are going get a 'cool chick' by sneaking around with her while she is with some other dude. You have already determined she's a slut, now it's just to which degree. She's good for a hit and quit, nowhere near relationship material.
May be a bit soon to make a call, we are going to need photographic confirmation of this.
Come on, give the guy a break. All women are sluts so if shes hot he might as well go for it.
Its not like they allready have plans to get married or anything?
Sheesh
Its not like they allready have plans to get married or anything?
Sheesh
My advice is to stuff it like a Thanksgiving Day turkey....but Mooshoo is making it sound like he wants to keep her around. Cuddling on a couch with some dude that isn't your man is pretty much cheating...as I would be asking questions if I knew my girl was pulling that crap. As much as a douche as the other guy may be, how she treats him only speaks to her character and she will do the same crap to poor little Mooshoo. It's probably debatable as to whether he deserves it and would bring it on himself, but that wasn't my point....Come on, give the guy a break. All women are sluts so if shes hot he might as well go for it.
Its not like they allready have plans to get married or anything?
Sheesh
Oh and:
One of the nights she stays over - play with her *^$$y the next morning goto the kids house and tell him to smell your fingers.... then ask if it smells familiar?
That should do the trick....
I think your calculator is broken. I'd suspect a good 6 hours with him would yield "he's a complete douche bag" result.
Listen to this advice. You will NOT end up with a brick in your window.
Nice pull from WAY BACK!!!!!Listen to this advice. You will NOT end up with a brick in your window.
I banged one of her friends, problem solved!!! found a new girl
I approve!
I've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......
She's spending nights at your house, and "cuddling" with you, but she's not a cheater? BS meter is going off the charts. I don't think I'd be ok with MY chick doing that! She's playing 2 sides. Not cool. Tell her to grow up and dump the other guy. Til then, don't be her patsy. You have better things to do.
The awesome in this thread just keeps on rolling.
Getting some pu$$y really helps you reevaluate the situation huh? Turns out you didn't want that girl, you just wanted a girl!
I got laid twice as many times plus one more than you in the last week than you have in your whole life plus as many times as that other guy, minus that time I had a 3way with Jonkranked.
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Also, none of us were alive in the first 30 years of existence.
QUOTE=TheMontashu;3432743]I banged one of her friends, problem solved!!! found a new girl[/QUOTE]
Class, pure class.
Just find a new one. Maybe SanJuro knows a cool guy you could hook up with.....
haha - this cracked me up
Yeah, but he actually had another person there.
concerning the development of this thread, that other gal might be her sister, or was it one of her trailerpark boyfriends?
themontashu is my new favorite troll
gotta thank "no child left behind"He's in college.
your hand doesnt count
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NCLB only encompassed primary and secondary school, not college...
he made it through those schools because of it.
God, how I wish it was her little sister. She's one of those bangin blondies, big boobs, nice ass. Too bad she's 16.......