Holy sh!t do I pity your english teacher! If you get above an F, please let me know so I can write to the school board.
He's in college.Holy sh!t do I pity your english teacher! If you get above an F, please let me know so I can write to the school board.
WTF makes you think this chick is cool ?
Seriously dude, you're no prize but you can probably do better than some codependent chick with low self-esteem who craves abuse.
I think I peed a little from laughing so hardOMFG, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
There is a high probability that this is true.chicks like this use the d!ck vine theory - like a monkey swinging through the jungle on the vines, she won't let go of one until she has another in her hand...
Word. She's going to pull the same crap with you that she's pulling with him. I love guys that think they are going get a 'cool chick' by sneaking around with her while she is with some other dude. You have already determined she's a slut, now it's just to which degree. She's good for a hit and quit, nowhere near relationship material.Hate to say it, but if you're cuddling with someone else, she's basically cheating on her boyfriend. Just because you didn't poke her that night doesn't mean the next night of "innocent cuddling" won't turn into a night of sinful pleasure.
May be a bit soon to make a call, we are going to need photographic confirmation of this.She's good for a hit and quit
My advice is to stuff it like a Thanksgiving Day turkey....but Mooshoo is making it sound like he wants to keep her around. Cuddling on a couch with some dude that isn't your man is pretty much cheating...as I would be asking questions if I knew my girl was pulling that crap. As much as a douche as the other guy may be, how she treats him only speaks to her character and she will do the same crap to poor little Mooshoo. It's probably debatable as to whether he deserves it and would bring it on himself, but that wasn't my point....Come on, give the guy a break. All women are sluts so if shes hot he might as well go for it.
Its not like they allready have plans to get married or anything?
Sheesh
One of the nights she stays over - play with her *^$$y the next morning goto the kids house and tell him to smell your fingers.... then ask if it smells familiar?Any advice on getting rid of her current dude so I can get on this girl???
I think your calculator is broken. I'd suspect a good 6 hours with him would yield "he's a complete douche bag" result.The best thing about this is if Mooshu scores, it will be about 6-8 weeks before she moves on to another idiot, telling the same stories to him, only Mooshu will be the subject line. Then he will be on hear talking about what a psycho hosebeast she is/was...
Listen to this advice. You will NOT end up with a brick in your window.One of the nights she stays over - play with her *^$$y the next morning goto the kids house and tell him to smell your fingers.... then ask if it smells familiar?
That should do the trick....
Nice pull from WAY BACK!!!!!Listen to this advice. You will NOT end up with a brick in your window.
I approve!I banged one of her friends, problem solved!!! found a new girl
I've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......You're pure class.
The awesome in this thread just keeps on rolling.I banged one of her friends, problem solved!!! found a new girl
I got laid twice as many times plus one more than you in the last week than you have in your whole life plus as many times as that other guy, minus that time I had a 3way with Jonkranked.I've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......
Class, pure class.I've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......
haha - this cracked me upJust find a new one. Maybe SanJuro knows a cool guy you could hook up with.....
I've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......
gotta thank "no child left behind"He's in college.
your hand doesnt countI've got laid more times in the last 24 hours than you did in the first 30 years of existance.......
NCLB only encompassed primary and secondary school, not college...gotta thank "no child left behind"
he made it through those schools because of it.NCLB only encompassed primary and secondary school, not college...
God, how I wish it was her little sister. She's one of those bangin blondies, big boobs, nice ass. Too bad she's 16.......concerning the development of this thread, that other gal might be her sister, or was it one of her trailerpark boyfriends?