I would rather stick some pages of her favorite magazines together.Glue things to the floor.
Her:"You've been spanking it to the TV Guide?"
You:"Have you seen the lineup for Thursday night? Talk about MUST SEE TV, damn."
I would rather stick some pages of her favorite magazines together.Glue things to the floor.
"This Golden Girls tribute was HOT!"I would rather stick some pages of her favorite magazines together.
Her:"You've been spanking it to the TV Guide?"
You:"Have you seen the lineup for Thursday night? Talk about MUST SEE TV, damn."
Rep Rep Rep Rep Rep!Wear her underwear on your head and tell her that her crotch funk keeps the government controlling brain waves out of your head.
Carson is a s*it hole. I had to go there and qualify on M14 and M9. Two surgerys. And to give a safty briefing on longboarding. I also had a pillow pal who lived on post.hopefully not farther than Fort Carson
it explains a lot. you will start to notice many around you are infected to various degreespeople with BPD are prone to use defense mechanisms such as splitting and projective identification.
That's what happens here in the lounge. I had a reply all crafted up to those 2 haters and then when I submitted it, the thread was gone. Another forum I visit is full of haters and it makes things miserable...trying to keep them away here.that was a drunk rant, i'd rather not interupt other people's important business on the monkey with my dribble.
DANTE = WISE, wise, wise ass man!!!! How many years in the making is this "discovery?" ;Ok, I'm only giving this advice since I'm a 6-pack into the evening, so here goes. A contract will probably be put out on my life, but this is the REAL DEAL;
The most important thing I've learned about women (and my wife will kill me if she ever knows I told the secret) is that they're never mad about whatever it is their mad about. They're screaming mad that you didn't empty the dishwasher? It's not REALLY about the dishwasher, it's that you take her for granted and didn't compliment her on her new haircut. She's pissed as hell that you didn't take the garbage out? That's not really what it's about, it's you're breaking promises and the fact that you said you'd take her out to dinner on the weekend but forgot and did something else instead. And those are the SANE connections, most of them are completely incoherent and nonsensical. But that's not the point, the issue is that you have to figure out WHY she's pissed (not the little reasons she gives for flying off the handle). Maybe she's upset that you're leaving once your knee is better. Maybe you're doing something you shouldn't, or more likely not doing something you should. But whatever the superficial reason for her getting upset, there's an underlying cause that you have to get to. When you figure that out, go on to step two:
Step Two: whatever she's pissed about, you can't make better. There's a scene from White Men Can't Jump where Rosie tells Woody in the middle of the night that she's thirsty. He gets her a glass of water, and she lays into him, telling him that she doesn't need someone to fix everything, she needs someone to empathize with her or some sh!t. At the time I thought this was total crap. Ok, I still think it's total crap. BUT!! Unfortunately it's true. When a woman finally breaks down and tells you what's really wrong, YOU CAN"T FIX IT (unless it's literally your fault like leaving the toilet seat up). She doesn't want you to fix what's going on at work, or tell off her lying/cheating friends, or whatever, she just wants you to pat her on the back and empathize with her. It's against every natural instinct we have, but holy sh!t if it doesn't work. If she's pissed that you're going to be leaving for active duty, don't try to justify it or alleviate anything, just sympathize with her feelings and see how you can be supportive.
Sh!t, I think either the female assassins are after me because I said too much, or I need another beer. I'm going for the latter, but if the former was actually the case, avenge me. AVENGE ME!
Someone has started a mid-life crisis REALLY early.pay to break the lease and thank god you realized this now and not after you two have bought a house and have a kid
No matter what use bit he's say crazy women are abousitly the fcks
evvvar .........
If she squirts she's crzy !