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Britney Spear's Jeans....

N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
how low can they go!?!?!?!

:eek:



Britney Spears performs in low-riding jeans. Teen idol Britney Spears may have to rethink her wardrobe before visiting her home state of Louisiana, which is mulling new legislation to outlaw low-riding jeans that reveal underwear or too much skin.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Frank Micelotta)
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
As long as she waxes off all her body hair, pretty darned low! This sounds like an important socialogical phenomenon that should be further explored. Anyone know how to put a research grant proposal together? :D
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Frankly, I'm a little disappointed.

A) I thought this thread was going to be about some perverts bidding on Ms. Spears' jeans on eBay, wanting nothing more than to bury their faces in the crotch and inhale the imagined odors of her womanhood,

and

B) I'm disappointed in her continued insistance that she wear pants at all.
 
Echo

Echo

crooked smile
Jul 10, 2002
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Originally posted by llkoolkeg
You know that you'd floss with her G given half a chance...or is this a case of the fox and the grapes? :D
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Oh I didn't say I wouldn't hit it :devil:

And in that way, I also embody what is wrong with this country :D
 
reflux

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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Her jeans? I wouldn't mind being in 'em.

Did you any of you see the making of her most recent video? There's a dude who's in the airplane who gets to makeout with Britney Spears at the beginning. During the interview, he told us that when the director would want another shot of the makeout scene, he was thinking, "Yeah, you're my boy!"
 
El Jefe

El Jefe

Dr. Phil Jefe
Nov 26, 2001
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I love her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.



I even do an acoustic manly punkish alterna-rock version of (Hit Me Baby) One More Time at gigs I play.

Did I mention I love her?
 
Lexx D

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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Originally posted by El Jefe
I love her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.



I even do an acoustic manly punkish alterna-rock version of (Hit Me Baby) One More Time at gigs I play.

Did I mention I love her?
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Back off bro, that's my girl:D
 
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Horrendous Hack

Monkey
Mar 3, 2004
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England!
They can go lower than that, I know a girl who shall we say 'takes pride in herself', she wears jeans that are ridiculously tight and stupidly low. Like if they slip even 2CM you get a glimpse. :drools'

Not that I would know or anything...:D :o:
 
slcpunk21

slcpunk21

BS is not a bitch.
Feb 14, 2003
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finally transplanted
Originally posted by Horrendous Hack
They can go lower than that, i know a girl who hall we say 'takes pride in herself', she wears jeans that are ridiculously tight and stupidly low. Like if they slip even 2CM you get a glimpse. :drools'

Not that I would know or anything...:D :o:
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ummm the :monkey:'s need pictures for proof :D
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
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Originally posted by Horrendous Hack
They can go lower than that, I know a girl who shall we say 'takes pride in herself', she wears jeans that are ridiculously tight and stupidly low. Like if they slip even 2CM you get a glimpse. :drools'

Not that I would know or anything...:D :o:
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Like..mons pubis low?
 
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Horrendous Hack

Monkey
Mar 3, 2004
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England!
Def. low enough to know she was fully shaved. Shes good looking enough for me to easily notice guy staring at her when we are walking around/or doing a bit of riding.

She digs me anyway, so I may report back more accurately in a few weeks time, lol.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
Originally posted by pixelninja
And at the same time, embodies what is oh-so-right :devil:
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I think the worst result of this phenomenon is the fat chicks who are wearing the pants too low and the shirts too high.

Since when has it been attractive to have a roll of fat hanging out in plain view? I guess it's a good sign that girls may have better self-images than they used to....... <shrug>

-S.S.-
 
Craw

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
Originally posted by SkaredShtles
I think the worst result of this phenomenon is the fat chicks who are wearing the pants too low and the shirts too high.

Since when has it been attractive to have a roll of fat hanging out in plain view? I guess it's a good sign that girls may have better self-images than they used to....... <shrug>

-S.S.-
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Ugh, exactly. A common look is the super low jeans featuring massive spillover, and those stupid black chunky sandals. Yaargh!
 
Lefty

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Megan calls me a babe.
Originally posted by Horrendous Hack
They can go lower than that, I know a girl who shall we say 'takes pride in herself', she wears jeans that are ridiculously tight and stupidly low. Like if they slip even 2CM you get a glimpse. :drools'

Not that I would know or anything...:D :o:
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Like this:


Thanx to google.
 
Full Trucker

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
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Exit, CO
Originally posted by El Jefe
I even do an acoustic manly punkish alterna-rock version of (Hit Me Baby) One More Time at gigs I play...
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Check Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa'sa rawkin' cover of that tune on the Ready To Rumble soundtrack... possibly the only good thing about that movie...
 
Damn True

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
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Between a rock and a hard place.
The downside to this is girls who SHOULDNT wear pants like that doing so. DUNLOP disease (belly dun lopped over the belt) is a bad thing.

In most cases the girls would look good if they were wearing jeans their size with a reasonable waist. But noooooooooo they shoehorn their a$$es into something a size too small and leave their gut-sacks hanging out for all the world to see.....yech!
 
mplutodh1

mplutodh1

Monkey
Nov 27, 2002
744
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Sammamish, WA
Originally posted by Damn True
The downside to this is girls who SHOULDNT wear pants like that doing so. DUNLOP disease (belly dun lopped over the belt) is a bad thing.

In most cases the girls would look good if they were wearing jeans their size with a reasonable waist. But noooooooooo they shoehorn their a$$es into something a size too small and leave their gut-sacks hanging out for all the world to see.....yech!
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Size denial in the worse way.
 
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