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Britney Spear's Jeans....

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Originally posted by Damn True
The downside to this is girls who SHOULDNT wear pants like that doing so. DUNLOP disease (belly dun lopped over the belt) is a bad thing.

In most cases the girls would look good if they were wearing jeans their size with a reasonable waist. But noooooooooo they shoehorn their a$$es into something a size too small and leave their gut-sacks hanging out for all the world to see.....yech!
I just fight back by wearing circa '76 short jogging shorts with no "draws". If I have to see folds I make them see the brain dropping out of the leg openings.
 

RandomV

Monkey
Feb 20, 2003
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Originally posted by Westy
I just fight back by wearing circa '76 short jogging shorts with no "draws". If I have to see folds I make them see the brain dropping out of the leg openings.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry... So I'm just going to do a little of both for a while.
 
Mar 3, 2004
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Originally posted by RandomV
I don't know whether to laugh or cry... So I'm just going to do a little of both for a while.
I'd rock back and forth muttering to myself.

but keep myself happy with wild britney fantasys and various sexy (FEMALE) friends :drool:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Originally posted by El Jefe
I love her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.



I even do an acoustic manly punkish alterna-rock version of (Hit Me Baby) One More Time at gigs I play.

Did I mention I love her?
Oh jeez...:rolleyes: any opportunity to shamelessly throw out the fact that you're a singer/guitar player...I'm surprised you didn't include last nights show's panties-tossed-on-the-stage count! :D
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
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Originally posted by stoney98
mmmm....tara......excuse me, I need to uh...bathroom...yeah that's it, I need to use the bathroom...:drool:
uh....she needs to eat something...like some cornbread and ham;)
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
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That's what i'm saying. I keep checking this out thinking it's about britney's jeans.......I keep seeing some skinny unhealthy looking girl.:confused: :nope:
 

pixelninja

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Jun 14, 2003
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Originally posted by Lexx D
That's what i'm saying. I keep checking this out thinking it's about britney's jeans.......I keep seeing some skinny unhealthy looking girl.:confused: :nope:
Yeah, this thread needs to be reserved for talking about women who have curves. You know...hips and boobs and such. Sometimes Tara looks good, but in those pics she looks like she has the body of a 12 year old boy.
 

mplutodh1

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Nov 27, 2002
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Originally posted by pixelninja
Yeah, this thread needs to be reserved for talking about women who have curves. You know...hips and boobs and such. Sometimes Tara looks good, but in those pics she looks like she has the body of a 12 year old boy.
I am with you on that, she looks good on rare occassions, WAY too friggin skinny its disgusting
 

Lexx D

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Mar 8, 2004
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She had more "meat" on her in the first american pie. Now I'm a little scared she may break.:( :dead:
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Originally posted by Lexx D
She had more "meat" on her in the first american pie. Now I'm a little scared she may break.:( :dead:
Feed her some steak and potatoes... maybe some pasta, then she can come back to this thread...
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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Originally posted by iresmoke1
Brittany is hot.
Tara is NOT. She has that I'll sleep with your boyfriend and give him VD look about her.
she is iLLLLLLLLL
I gotta agree. TR looks no better than many of the blue/blonds I see around. The camera needs to add more than 10 pounds, specifically to her womanly regions.

Miss Spears, however, would be a nice little truffle to unwrap and turn inside out. :drool: More pics of her, please!
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Originally posted by llkoolkeg
I gotta agree. TR looks no better than many of the blue/blonds I see around. The camera needs to add more than 10 pounds, specifically to her womanly regions.

Miss Spears, however, would be a nice little truffle to unwrap and turn inside out. :drool: More pics of her, please!

I don;t mind seeing her like that, but a few extra pounds could not hurt.

Here you go llkoolkeg
 
Mar 3, 2004
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Tara i too thin, I mean, where are the handles? Lackage of boobage.
Can't wait for Britney in Playboy though!

Anyway, lets add Sarah Michelle Gellar to the equation and make it a MASS debate.

 

iresmoke1

Monkey Flirt
Aug 1, 2001
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Originally posted by Horrendous Hack
Tara i too thin, I mean, where are the handles? Lackage of boobage.
Can't wait for Britney in Playboy though!

Anyway, lets add Sarah Michelle Gellar to the equation and make it a MASS debate.


MawGawd..
That is the worst picture of her I've ever seen!
I thought it was a dude.
 

BikeGeek

BrewMonkey
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by Dtrain
Everyone who saw this post pitched a tent! Those pictures are boobalicious
Not exactly. Britney is one of the most overrated people in the looks department. She's right up there with Christina Haguleira.

:rolleyes: