[BurlyShirley]

http://www.playfuls.com/news_00002647_Britney_Spears_Tried_To_Commit_Suicide.html

Saw this on google news. Hehe. It can only get better.

 

[skinny mike]

wow, she is ****ed up.

 

[jimmydean]

She's f-ed. If she is asking K-Fed for another baby, she's better of with the bed sheet.

 

[jebfour]

If this is actually true I can't wait to see where it will to lead next.....

 

[Rip]

If this is actually true I can't wait to see where it will to lead next.....

The funny farm.

 

[narlus]

this photochop is just too funny not to spread:

edit - 50 cred points given to who can tell me what this is 'chopped from

 

[loco-gringo]

"Later that night she tried to kill herself." a source told News of the World magazine. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

Luckily??? What the hell is wrong with them on that side of the pond???

 

[skinny mike]

What the hell is wrong with them on that side of the pond???

their teeth...

 

[sanjuro]

this photochop is just too funny not to spread:

edit - 50 cred points given to who can tell me what this is 'chopped from

Minor Threat?

 

[narlus]

50 cred points awarded to Sanjuro!

i thought it was damned funny.

 

[greenchris]

this is awesome i cannot wait to hear what happens next.

 

[elRey]

50 cred points awarded to Sanjuro!

i thought it was damned funny.

that was not hard enough at all

 

[ito]

Who the fawk cares?!?

I got a haircut last week, where are my news crews and international coverage?

The Ito

P.S. I'm actually just pissed that someone got to use the "luckily" joke before I got here.

 

[narlus]

that was not hard enough at all

you never know who's gonna be clicking on a britney spears thread.

 

[Quo Fan]

If I remember correctly, News Of The World is a celebrity gossip paper in the UK. Like The Star, or The Enquirer here.

 

[MMike]

that was not hard enough at all

That's what SHE said! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHaaaa

whew....

So...That Britney is one messed up bee-hawtch...

 

[Da Peach]

In a few months, she'll be putting out the best christian rock the world has ever seen. Like, even better than Creed.

 

[reflux]

She is in the Tyson Zone for sure.

 

[MMike]

...assuming any of this is true. All reports so far are from less that reputable sources.

(Oh how I hope it's true!!)

 

[stinkyboy]

She's apparently become the Antichrist as well...

 

[Zark]

She's gonna do a duet with Tom Araya from Slayer after rehab fails, its gonna be awesome.
In an interview with Kerry King about Britney, King quipped "She's the real Angel of Death!"

 

[Changleen]

If I remember correctly, News Of The World is a celebrity gossip paper in the UK. Like The Star, or The Enquirer here.

Correct. It has lotsa titties too, so you know it adheres to the highest standards of journalism.