[El Jefe]

I won't post a pick of the purple pecker, but here's what caused it. No, I didn't crash. (As you can see, I still have the Mammoth lift pass on there...I didn't pick up my bike till 20 minutes before the ride...don't give me sh!t about it. )

Looks like I need a new saddle...

 

[s1ngletrack]

Geez dude - I've bent seats before - but nothing like that - how the hell did you manage that?

 

[El Jefe]

Geez dude - I've bent seats before - but nothing like that - how the hell did you manage that?

Slipped a pedal on the first of two successive drops (as in huck drop, not rollers). I ended up landing my new patented move, the double-huck-one-footer-to-no-footer-superman-ball-bounce-seat-smack.

I rode out both drops though. I needed a few seconds to gather myself (and check for missing parts...all parts are present and accounted for) and then rode the rest of the trail. The backside of Aliso can bite you in the ass...or the balls, whichever the case may be....

 

[Kornphlake]

Hmm, I'd still be on the side of the trail coughing if that happened to me.

 

[dropmachine]

We in canada call that the "no-footer ballsmash"

Its a patented move up here. Expect lawyers.

 

[El Jefe]

We in canada call that the "no-footer ballsmash"

Its a patented move up here. Expect lawyers.

I'm sorry, but as far as my research shows, it's not an international patent, therefore the US version is able to be licensed.

 

[zedro]

speaking of bruised junk.........oh wait thats not mtb related... :

 

[s1ngletrack]

Slipped a pedal on the first of two successive drops (as in huck drop, not rollers). I ended up landing my new patented move, the double-huck-one-footer-to-no-footer-superman-ball-bounce-seat-smack.

I rode out both drops though. I needed a few seconds to gather myself (and check for missing parts...all parts are present and accounted for) and then rode the rest of the trail. The backside of Aliso can bite you in the ass...or the balls, whichever the case may be....

I pulled a similar move on Weds. only it was only one foot off and one drop (6 foot - not a huck by any means) - I lucked out and caught the impact with the inside of my thigh somehow, it was scary close though. Glad you're still able to ahem... walk after that one - we look forward to seeing pics of the next ex-gf

 

[-BB-]

Which Trail?

 

[Ratfink]

From what I've hear about Jefe, the thread should been titled. Bruised BB's!!!!

 

[UCSBrian]

Snapped the head off the post, bent seats about that bad a few times. The local bmx kid jumps always gave the nuts a hard time. damn things were like vertical and dug in so there was no where to bail. **** hurts.

Brian

 

[El Jefe]

Which Trail?

Well, let's just say that if you called me to ask, you could make it a direct dial call.

 

[S.G.D]

i bruised my junk once.

some girls watching starting laughing at me as i pranced around with my hand in my pants going....OW OW OW

bitches.
~SGD

 

[Fury]

i bruised my junk once.

some girls watching starting laughing at me as i pranced around with my hand in my pants going....OW OW OW

bitches.
~SGD

I was off the seat hammering through some corners once and I guess my Dainese had positioned my junk perfectly so that when I sat back down I crushed them on the seat. A whole group of girl-freeriders taking a lesson rode by as I lay on my back off the side of the trail doing my own version of whimper-lamaze.

 

[Acadian]

been there...done that.

just be happy you were not running an I-Beam, you might not have any more junk!!