[kidwoo]

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[profro]

Thats too lame to be real.

 

[Nick]

You grew a beard?

 

[StiHacka]

$1.2k? I'll take three.

 

[TrumbullHucker]

"The RipRow hacks my nervous system and downloads the perfect form into my muscle memory."

 

[kidwoo]

You grew a beard?

Your FACE grew a beard!



oh wait......

 

[troy]

What about cock push ups?

 

[slimshady]

Good to know he thinks of security first. Wearing a helmet until the brain hacking is at least 80% complete is commendable.

 

[trib]

RipRow training made me so strong I looped out on my trails first roller, then tore my headtube off pumping into the next one.

Thanks RipRow! None of the fun of going to an indoor BMX track and all of the expense of a rowing machine, it's perfect!

 

[bdamschen]

What about cock push ups?

I guess one is all you need.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

reverse mount a fleshlight on the stem and you've got yourself a proper wanking machine...

 

[dump]

Finally watched the video... was thinking the whole way through it... isn't this lee likes bikes?

 

[kidwoo]

#Leelikesbandit

 

[Jim Mac]

I like Lee, and my kid and I dig his BMX racing book....but, really??? Why not just do dumbbell rows in your basement, Broseph?

 

[dcamp29]

i love ridemonkey for threads like this

 

[slyfink]

Back when we had an indoor pumptrack/jump park in town, and before I bought my own dirt jumper, I rented a BMX to try on the pump track. Holy fuck do those little wheels ever loose speed fast. you've got to be seriously pumping hard in order to keep your speed up with them. it was a really good anaerobic workout for me. No wonder those dudes are fit and fast.

 

[kidwoo]

They only slow down when you screw up

The way most pump tracks are built (too damn small and tight) they're usually a huge advantage.

Either way, this is about bandits and bear rugs. Stay focused!

 

[Jim Mac]

FOCUS!!!

 

[iRider]

They only slow down when you screw up

The way most pump tracks are built (too damn small and tight) they're usually a huge advantage.

You are soooo right! Those small wheels generate speed like nothing else when you pump. Unless the track is worn and not smooth anymore there is no way a 26" is faster. But hey, let the others just ride their 29ers on pumptracks. I hear they maintain speed really well....

 

[mrgto]

http://www.leelikesbikes.com/row-anti-row.html

 

[kidwoo]

http://www.leelikesbikes.com/row-anti-row.html

You know I almost felt bad about starting a thread just to make fun of Lee. After reading that, my conscience is crystal clear.

holy shit

 

[rockofullr]

http://www.leelikesbikes.com/row-anti-row.html

Many of you are familiar with the good ol’ Light Hands/Heavy Feet approach to riding. I came up with that philosophy when I wrote the first edition of Mastering Mountain Bike Skills more than a decade ago, and it’s become standard wisdom in mountain biking.

If only we had known how to ride bikes before Lee!

 

[Gary]

Holy fuck do those little wheels ever loose speed fast. you've got to be seriously pumping hard in order to keep your speed up with them. i

Eh? Exact opposite is true.
did you put pansy mountainbike pressures in your tyres or something?

 

[Gary]

http://www.leelikesbikes.com/row-anti-row.html

I fucking hate mountainbiking™

I'm hobbling off to ride my bike

 

[dump]

I fucking hate mountainbiking™

So it was you behind trivialmtb?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

...After reading that, my conscience is crystal clear.

holy shit

'As my shoulders deteriorated I’ve had to learn to ride perfectly.'
now there is some a-level bullshit...

 

[WestCoastHucker]

after reading (skimming) that article dealie, isn't he just making up a new fandangled way of talking about pumping the terrain?

 

[kidwoo]

after reading (skimming) that article dealie, isn't he just making up a new fandangled way of talking about pumping the terrain?

I ran into him eons ago at the dirtjumps in whistler.

I would fully believe that it actually took him 12 years to figure it out.

 

[OGRipper]

Making RM great again, one thread at a time.

"YOU’RE LOCKED INSIDE YOUR BIKE!"

Might as well go ahead and say you can somehow magically stay on the pedals without being clipped in or something.

 

[kidwoo]

#leediscoversgravity

 

[4130biker]

"Teach the lizard who runs your body how to ride perfectly."

This shit is getting convoluted, man.

 

[jstuhlman]

I CAN'T EVEN

 

[Sandro]

That Lee dude should get togehter with Repack Rider for a book project.

Also, needs more VR as most dentists have problems visualizing imaginary pump tracks.

 

[profro]

Come on, this has to be the most elaborate April's Fools joke ever.... right?

 

[troy]

Wassup bitcheeeeeezzz

https://www.mtb-news.de/news/2018/12/07/descent-master/

 

[rockofullr]

FOCUS!!!

@Tantrum Cycles I had no idea.....

 

[Bikael Molton]

When all your boys be juicing but you gotta use the humping machine instead.

 

[Tantrum Cycles]

@Tantrum Cycles I had no idea.....

So, I'm wondering, just wondering, why am I possibly being tagged in this thread

And then I see you guys hatin on my mom....cold