I have relized something. Kids my age tend to have alot of bull stories just to seem to "fit in" and they make themselves seem like complete ass bags when I know in the back of my head that this kid has never done what he says and that I lost alot of respect for him because he is so full of ****.
Bull$hit stories
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Nope, they are still in my room telling really cool stories.
When I was in college in Connecticut we used to get drunk and go cow riding. Not cow tipping (another story), cow riding. One dude runs and jump on the cow and the other smacks it in the ass, the cow would usually kind of meander across the field and just stop after a while. Well, this one time my friend jumped on a cow and it basically bucked him off into a big pile of steaming poo. It was funny.
Anyway that's my bullsh!t story.
Anyway that's my bullsh!t story.
Beleive it or not, thats what some of them sound like.OGRipper said:When I was in college in Connecticut we used to get drunk and go cow riding. Not cow tipping (another story), cow riding. One dude runs and jump on the cow and the other smacks it in the ass, the cow would usually kind of meander across the field and just stop after a while. Well, this one time my friend jumped on a cow and it basically bucked him off into a big pile of steaming poo. It was funny.
Anyway that's my bullsh!t story.
One dark, windy night, I was staggering home after the bar closed. Somehow I got turned around and ended up walking through a church yard instead of taking the street home.
The wind picked up and I thought I could hear a voice calling my name. Suddenly, the ground opened up in front of me, and I fell down, down into an open grave! I could hear the voice clearer now, calling to him. I knew it was the devil, coming for me just like the pastor said, on account of me being the town drunk.
The hole was very deep and inside it was pitch black. My eyes adjusted to the darkness after a few moments, and I made out a form sitting in the darkness with me. It called my name, and I scrambled away in fear, trying to climb out of that terrible grave. Then the figure spoke. "You can't get out," it said.
I gave a shout of pure terror and leapt straight up more than six feet. He caught the edge of the hole in his hands, scrambled out, and ran for home as fast as I could.
Inside the open grave, his neighbor David sighed in resignation. He'd fallen into the hole a few minutes before his friend and had thought that together they might help each other climb out. Now he was going to have to wait until morning and get the mortician to bring him a ladder.
True story.
The wind picked up and I thought I could hear a voice calling my name. Suddenly, the ground opened up in front of me, and I fell down, down into an open grave! I could hear the voice clearer now, calling to him. I knew it was the devil, coming for me just like the pastor said, on account of me being the town drunk.
The hole was very deep and inside it was pitch black. My eyes adjusted to the darkness after a few moments, and I made out a form sitting in the darkness with me. It called my name, and I scrambled away in fear, trying to climb out of that terrible grave. Then the figure spoke. "You can't get out," it said.
I gave a shout of pure terror and leapt straight up more than six feet. He caught the edge of the hole in his hands, scrambled out, and ran for home as fast as I could.
Inside the open grave, his neighbor David sighed in resignation. He'd fallen into the hole a few minutes before his friend and had thought that together they might help each other climb out. Now he was going to have to wait until morning and get the mortician to bring him a ladder.
True story.
Nope, the kids actually just left, but I'm sure they will come back and talk about how hard they party. It is funny because you can tell they don't just by looking at them.Slugman said:
Slugman said:
I thought this was a reference to some of Stoney98's stories of lore
Your personal pronouns are all over the place.stinkyboy said:
I hate you.
You get those brakes?
Hey Kidwoo, No highjacking the thread! Keep it to the "insulting the people who has B.S. stories"
This one time, at band camp...
In the Navy we had "sea stories."
The difference between sea stories and a fairy tales is that instead of starting "Once upon a time..." sea stories always start off with "This is no sh!t, but..."
The difference between sea stories and a fairy tales is that instead of starting "Once upon a time..." sea stories always start off with "This is no sh!t, but..."
I used to work with a guy was totally full of sh!t and everyday had a different story to tell. Actually a couple of guys were like that.
The best one I heard, was from this guy who was probably 4 feet tall and weighed maybe 80 pounds. He always wore this weird brown suit from the 70's... But anyways he was saying that he used to work for the state police, and it was his job to drive a reinforced suburban up and down the highway and use it to stop out of control vehicles by forcing them into the gaurdrails.
The other guy who always had a new story to tell, would talk about he used to be the manager for the Boeing "black ops" division, where they worked on all the top secret military contracts. Keep in mind he was just a tech support flunky at the time.
The best one I heard, was from this guy who was probably 4 feet tall and weighed maybe 80 pounds. He always wore this weird brown suit from the 70's... But anyways he was saying that he used to work for the state police, and it was his job to drive a reinforced suburban up and down the highway and use it to stop out of control vehicles by forcing them into the gaurdrails.
The other guy who always had a new story to tell, would talk about he used to be the manager for the Boeing "black ops" division, where they worked on all the top secret military contracts. Keep in mind he was just a tech support flunky at the time.
The friends that always one-up some person are the best.
Like this is an example from the other day I heard in the room across from mine.
"How many beers does it take you to get you drunk?"
"Around 15. you?
"Oh you freaking lightweight, I can put that down and not be buzzed"
I laughed, and went into my room.
Like this is an example from the other day I heard in the room across from mine.
"How many beers does it take you to get you drunk?"
"Around 15. you?
"Oh you freaking lightweight, I can put that down and not be buzzed"
I laughed, and went into my room.
I made a girl attempt suicide this weekend.
ThePriceSeliger said:
I'm going to tell your mom you're blowing all your college money by spending too much time on the internet. Remember I met her at whistler. We've been in touch ever since........a few dates here and there.........a little of this, little of that.
Oh wait, I forgot, these are supposed to be BS stories.
christ, I can't be that vicious
here's a yellow circle that makes everything okay
This thread sucks a$$.
Last night I was at a bar with 200 beers on tap and 3' tall glasses to drink from. We left there smashed, got some taco's and threw them at cars.
True story, I have pictures of us sword fighting with the glasses
-Adam
True story, I have pictures of us sword fighting with the glasses
-Adam
im jesus.
O.K., first off, thats really weired, seeing as my mom could possibly be your mom. Second off, nice meeting you, I'm deff. going back. THIRD.... uuhhh, your right about the blowing off college money.kidwoo said:I'm going to tell your mom you're blowing all your college money by spending too much time on the internet. Remember I met her at whistler. We've been in touch ever since........a few dates here and there.........a little of this, little of that.
Oh wait, I forgot, these are supposed to be BS stories.
christ, I can't be that vicious
here's a yellow circle that makes everything okay
True story. It was fun. Another story, Mack fell in the snow and got his foot stuck under a branch, and pulled his leg out, and his shoe fell off in about one foot of snow.mack said:One time, price fell off his bike in the snow, and slid all the way down the section on his back. This is a true story, and it was pretty funny.
you ruleThe Kadvang said: