The New Mexico man who said that a burning mouse burned down his house, finally came clean. It turns out he made the whole thing up; apparently, his pile of burning leaves actually caused the fire...
Burning Mouse Story is a Hoax
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hahaha - let all say it out loud. Burn ban. Dumb bastards just can't seem to get it . Winds are 45 mph, don't burn.
With or without the mouse he is still an idiot.
The mouse made it much better.
Mouse 1
Lying retard 0
Lying retard 0
"Great story ... even better, if true!"
There was actually a mouse though.
I heard this story on the news this morning.
The man trapped it and killed it first.
Then put it in the fire once it was dead.
The wind blew the fire onto his house and it went up in flames.
So the mouse had nothing to do with it.
Unless, the mouse is a rodent version of Freddy Krueger and will now
extract his revenge on us all.
I heard this story on the news this morning.
The man trapped it and killed it first.
Then put it in the fire once it was dead.
The wind blew the fire onto his house and it went up in flames.
So the mouse had nothing to do with it.
Unless, the mouse is a rodent version of Freddy Krueger and will now
extract his revenge on us all.
I wouldn't be worried about the mouse if I were you. You may have angered Chuck Norris.Jeremy R said:
LordOpie said:
Actually in Missing In Action II, Chuck Norris was tied up in a Vietnamese hut, and rats were about to eat him, so he bit the rats in half.DRB said:
My knowledge of Chuck Norris movies have appeased his anger.
He is now going to kill the mouse for me.
Moment of silence for the poor mouse 
Karma is a bitch
Karma is a bitch