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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  2. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Hammy Sammich in '08. :thumb:
     
  3. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    To all the swing dissenters:

    fvck you

    fvck you in your fvcking fvck holes.
    (hee hee, I sound like ridetoofast)
    Where the hell was all this concern last year? They were doing the stupid just as much in the first four years.

    "Gee whiz martha, I'm startin' to think this adminsitration ain't all they claim to be"
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Unfortunately, the dems will take over just in time for the full brunt of this administration's **** ups to hit home. The next 4 years will be worse than the last, regardless of who's in office, so I have a feeling it will swing back in one term.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Fvck yeah!
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Time for a new system?
     
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    What's scarier, that 39% would vote for Bush or that it took the others 6 fricking years to figure out how bad he is?
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Well, I'd stage a coup, but I don't own a firearm.
     
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    ghostrider 7034 miles, still no custom title

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    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    Echo crooked smile

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    Hell no! We need to invade every country who doesn't have the same system as us!
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    ......and then institute a puppet government and economic standard of living that we ourselves would never tolerate.:thumb:
     
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    fluff Monkey Turbo

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    That's plain unamerican. Are you french?
     
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    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    i think a hypothetical dem candidate may be more attractive than any real person they can put forward :(
     
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    DamienC Turbo Monkey

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  16. The Amish

    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Obviously. Now I personaly could care about politics these days as I let it have no bearing on the way I choose to live my life, but just remember that if bush is sorry he'd loose to any imaginary candidate, the majority of the country felt the dem candidate was sorrier. What's that tell you about your party..................that no matter how many protests you hold, news papers you own or intrest groups you pander too, the country doesn't realy give a sh*t, were for the most part sick of all you forcing your politics down our throats, Live quietly peacefull, and do your own thing. I for one cant see any difference in my life on a personal level regaurdless of who's in office. As long as the country remains divided down the middle, nothing will every change. Its called an oligarchy and your all fools for buying into it. leave the parties behind and support a new way
     
  17. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    ummmmmmmmm........yeah...

    So anyway, MY imaginary candidate would have X-ray vision and be able to bend steel with his mind!!!

     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Good job you're the only person that matters. :stosh:
     
  19. The Amish

    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    No body matters, A rich guy is a rich guy regaurdless of what color tie he wears. If you think their ever gonna give a sh*t about you because you voted for him/her your dumber than you sound. Its an elitist country designed to keep the elite in power, which obviously your not or you wouldnt be sitting here stroking your self to RM. If I were you Id go enjoy the things that are good abut this country and stop dwelling on the things that arent. Its still better than anywhere else in the world. If you dont think so we'd be happy to see you leave. I hear these guys are taking applications

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051026/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_israel
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Yup, definitely true. Unfortunately, that's not a perpetual position and I'm pretty convinced that we're on a downward spiral that will remove us from that position in my lifetime. I'd like to slow that spiral as much as possible, as I would like my children to be able to live here as I did and still have the greatest possible opportunity for success and impact.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    You're not to observant, are you? And you missed the point, anyway... What the US does doesn't only affect the US. Especially with your present idiot in chief. You keep convincing yourself everything is hunky dory and the US is the best despite what's happening in the real world, and pretty soon it won't be. Way to stick your head in the sand.
     
  22. The Amish

    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Yea it sucks being the great satan of the planet. Like the time when Iran(our enemies) had that massive earthquake and we contributed more to the relief than the rest of the world combined, or the time indonesia had that massive tsunami and we contributed more to the relief than the rest of the world combined, or the time pakistan had a massive earthquake and we again contributed more to the relief than the rest of the world combined, or the time hitler tried to wipe all the jews off the planet and our boys stormed the beaches of normandy and kicked hitlers ass while the rest of the world stood by and watched, or how bout the time we gave millions upon millions more than the rest of the world combined to aids relief in africa because those stupid twits cant keep there willies in there pants and there legs closed. I dont even know how we sleep with ourselves at night, we're certainly not getting any christmas presents.

    Ask yourself this though: Where would the rest of the world be without us as their sugardady. It wouldnt be.

    Stick to what you know best...........NZ

    PS. F bono
     
  23. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Now there's a can of worms.

    So where would the world have been without Rome about 2000 years ago?
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    We didn't
    Not that time either. Not even close. There were individual donors that gave more than the US government in the immediate aftermath, and we only gave more than them eventually because of intense pressure on Bush to pretend he cared.
    Maaayyybe that time, but you'd have to show me some numbers, because I don't think so
    Definitely not that time
    I would suggest you stick to what you know best........... quietly waxing your pud and feeling self-righteous about all these causes that you "gave to" even though you never actually wrote a check and don't even have your facts right about what your government has done on your behalf. Trolling is clearly not your forte.
     
  25. The Amish

    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    I dont have to write a check. They gaff if from my pay. But I do anyways, cause Im a decent guy like that.(not that that matters) Why dont you go back to that San fransico bath house of yours and do what you do best:thumb:
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    OOOHHHHHH snap!! He just questioned your sexuality! You're toast ohio....there's jsut NO comeback for that. Set and match.....
     
  27. The Amish

    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Total USG Humanitarian and Recovery Assistance Pledged 12/31/04: $350,000,000
    Tsunami Recovery and Reconstruction Fund: $631,000,000*
    Total USAID Humanitarian Assistance Committed: $101,550,957
    Total USAID Rehabilitation/Reconstruction Assistance Committed: $474,236,034
    Other USG Humanitarian Assistance Provided: $237,900,000
    *$656 million was approved for the Tsunami Recovery and Reconstruction Fund, but $25 million is committed to Avian Flu.

    Go find a country that gave more.......................I could do this for every instance I mentioned.
     
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    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Combating the HIV/AIDS Pandemic: President Bush highlighted recent congressional enactment of his 5-year, $15 billion Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, which triples U.S. spending on combating HIV/AIDS. The President urged other G-8 Leaders to make a similar commitment.

    What were the names of the countries you said were doing more on this one. I forgot
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Stupidity repeated for clarity.

    What's being forced down your throat? Healthcare? Ooooh scary.

    Well I can in mine chump. I work for the federal government and tell you how much pharmeceutical waste is in your drinking water. Our budgets have been cut so severely in the last 4 years that we're dropping useful projects left and right. There was a time when another administration realized these things' relevance. And don't go whining about wasted money because you know damn well the financial sh1thole our country is in right now that is a new development and a direct result of our current administration.

    Your precious military is seeing the same thing. We spend plenty of money on toys because of the people who make them yet individuals in the military (some of whom I know) can't even get medical care on a timely basis anymore.

    This current government is the white trash ideal representation that fits you quite well. I'm glad you feel so empowered by it. That's the point of the propaganda coming forth from them that you're too stupid to recognize. You are cooporate america's b1tch and you aren't even smart enough to know it.
     
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    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Another self hating californian i presume
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Let me set you straight since I live with someone who works for the Centers for Disease control. The money acknowledged in your statement has contingencies. These include a complete ban on contraception including barrier methods like condoms, plus a limitation on where medication comes from stating about 4-5 US drug manufacturers as only sources. Facilities recieving any US aid must also teach abstinence as the only method of prevention. Bet you never heard that huh? Since these contingencies are so completely assinine, most countries are not abiding by them because they limit effective treatment and prevention.

    So to make a long story short, he's not doing dick because regardless of the stated allocation, this money is not being used because of the bs religous pandering this administration feels so obliged to engage in.

    And it's not just other countries. The mention of condoms has been removed from ALL CDC literature as of 3 years ago by direct request from the president himself. Your man is an ass.
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    It's true, I hate myself *sniff*

    so astute and wise..........

    Wrong state though.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Wow, you really are a dick.
     
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    The Amish Dumber than N8

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    Argue a liberal and they'll always change the subject to bashing charcter once they realize they cant find the numbers to support what they wish they were true
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Like this?

     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Or this:
     
  37. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    And the absolute hilarityin all this is that the dem's canidate lost to Geo W Bush...


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111!1!!1
     
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    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    You're confusing humor with tragedy.

    But then again flaunting stupidity seems to be a strength of so much of the right these days.
     
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    ohio The Fresno Kid

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    Fella, you said "combined." But if you want to change your mind or your facts, it's alright by me...
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Or how about you do it as a percentage of GDP?