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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,057
12,786
I have no idea where I am
Haha, toeclips, thumb shifters, and rigid forks. 29 years mountain biking and a few years racing BMX as a kid.

Cool story bro:

I was the first rider in the area to get a RockShox Mag 21. 1.9 inches of sweet suspension.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,762
8,759
Lucky. I had a Rock Shox Quadra in that era, pre number suffix. Got that because I bent my rigid fork back towards the downtube being XTREME.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Broke a half of a front tooth off in a weird accident in a ride today, without crashing. That's gonna make my job interviews extra spicy, I guess. #iamnotsurviving2020
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Broke a half of a front tooth off in a weird accident in a ride today, without crashing. That's gonna make my job interviews extra spicy, I guess. #iamnotsurviving2020
You can't leave it like that. Explain.
 

Montana rider

Tom Sawyer
Mar 14, 2005
1,944
2,610
I forget your 'stache ability, but have you considered a dental comb-over*, it would cover things up nicely....

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* Added bonus, Mrs StiHacka would undoubtedly fall in love all over again...