[Echo]

So a buddy told me he met a couple of decent chicks on date.com. So I go there to see what the selection is, and it turns out you have to create a profile to see the other profiles. Well I had no intention of actually using date.com, so just to be a smartass, I just made my profile title "how do you like your eggs?" and the body of the profile is "you know that's why we're all here."

I've gotten emails from 3 (at least in their pictures) hot chicks

But I still don't think I'm gonna buy their stupid membership. F that.

 

[Westy]

Dude go get ya some. Become your alter ego of Echo the Pimp

 

[splat]

come on hit it !!!

 

[Echo]

$24.95 for a month of humping random internet skanks. I have to admit it's tempting :devil:

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

$24.95 for a month of humping random internet skanks. I have to admit it's tempting :devil:

How much is a round of drinks at your local watering hole for random bar skanks?

Totally worth the investment, you can line them up while you are still at work, it is the ultimate in multi-tasking.

 

[douglas]

if you do sign up, make sure you get these "hot chicks" to send you a pic of.....not just their face!

date.com ad = $39.95
drinks/dinner = $50.00
ECHO friends seeing him out with a pretty faced chick with a butt the size of a rhinos = priceless

 

[I Are Baboon]

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[Echo]

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Oops

 

[dan-o]

This thread is casuing some interesting banner ads to appear here.

No doubt. Douglas' advice seems right on given the Catherines Plus Sizes banner on my screen right now.

 

[MTB_Rob_NC]

if you do sign up, make sure you get these "hot chicks" to send you a pic of.....not just their face!

Some more advice from someone that has some experience in this arena...

Do NOT buy if....
1) The only pictures are head shots (fat)
2) The only picture is black and white (some kind of skin disorder)
3) All the pictures are some kind of glamour shots (really ugly in person)

 

[DHS]

dooooooooo it!
do it
DOOOOO IT!

 

[JRB]

This thread actually explains a lot. Just get a hooker bro.

 

[Crashby]

So a buddy told me he met a couple of decent chicks on date.com. So I go there to see what the selection is, and it turns out you have to create a profile to see the other profiles. Well I had no intention of actually using date.com, so just to be a smartass, I just made my profile title "how do you like your eggs?" and the body of the profile is "you know that's why we're all here."

I've gotten emails from 3 (at least in their pictures) hot chicks

But I still don't think I'm gonna buy their stupid membership. F that.

Ok - two dates so far (in the 1st week not less)... the first had a hole in her neck, a midgets voice and a hump on her back (no lie)... the second was super cute with a hot body and 10 years younger than me. Se was into me but I couldn’t get over the fact that she smoked and had a 5 year old kid (tresh).... now she's kinda ummmm... stalking me.

 

[Westy]

Ok - two dates so far (in the 1st week not less)... the first had a hole in her neck, a midgets voice and a hump on her back (no lie

Nice, did she divulge any of that before the date?

 

[Crashby]

Nice, did she divulge any of that before the date?

nope... she did have a really cute face and her picture (with her wearing a turtleneck) hid her ummmmm... problem...

On the positive side, I did get to see a free movie and keep the bag of chips she brought over.

 

[Echo]

Se was into me but I couldn’t get over the fact that she smoked

Dude I don't even look at profiles of smokers.

 

[Westy]

Dude I don't even look at profiles of smokers.

What about hump backed midgets with tracheotomies?

 

[Echo]

What about hump backed midgets with tracheotomies?

It would be nice if the site software had a way to weed those out too

 

[llkoolkeg]

Ok - two dates so far (in the 1st week not less)... the first had a hole in her neck, a midgets voice and a hump on her back (no lie)... the second was super cute with a hot body and 10 years younger than me. Se was into me but I couldn’t get over the fact that she smoked and had a 5 year old kid (tresh).... now she's kinda ummmm... stalking me.

#1...Kick 'er down to your most desperate friend and offer up a side wager based on whether or not he's able to score the ever-so-rare 4th input.

#2...Have her get a sitter for the rugrat and take her on a long dinner and movie date where you can watch her progressively twitch for the forbidden ciggie. Immediately afterwards, take her back to your place to tax those goods and make her get sweaty for her smoke.

 

[T-Dog]

Be advised: Most girl's ideas of "athletic and toned" is way different than yours........

 

[Heidi]

What about hump backed midgets with tracheotomies?

This post did me in - LMAO

What the heck, go for it Echo. :dancing:

 

[JRB]

nope... she did have a really cute face and her picture (with her wearing a turtleneck) hid her ummmmm... problem...

On the positive side, I did get to see a free movie and keep the bag of chips she brought over.

Does this mean she knows where your place is???

 

[douglas]

nope... she did have a really cute face and her picture (with her wearing a turtleneck) hid her ummmmm... problem...

On the positive side, I did get to see a free movie and keep the bag of chips she brought over.

please tell me you did not have a internet blind date come to your house for a 1st date!


If so> :dumbass:

 

[MMcG]

I did online dating and met a couple of really cool women that way. In fact, the current woman I'm dating - and really digging in a major way - contacted me from an old Yahoo personals ad I had up. In fact' I really only had one "get to know you" meeting where the woman who I met really missrepresented herself in her ad and her emails to me.

What have you got to lose Echo - and who knows who you might meet.

 

[JRB]

After reading this thread again, I would like to request that Northeast monkeys never make fun of redneck monkeys again. Please.

 

[I Are Baboon]

What about hump backed midgets with tracheotomies?

Hey, it's one more hole.

 

[Westy]

I actually checked out one of those once and found about 5 women I already knew on there. It scared me away for good.

 

[douglas]

After reading this thread again, I would like to request that Northeast monkeys never make fun of redneck monkeys again. Please.

why, because we do not like to have sex with other realatives?

 

[JRB]

why, because we do not like to have sex with other realatives?

I'm not sure what states that might take place in, but I can say with confidence that Texas is not one. I will let TN and Laura speak up for TN and AR, but I wouldn't cast any stones if you live in the northeast.

 

[llkoolkeg]

nope... she did have a really cute face and her picture (with her wearing a turtleneck) hid her ummmmm... problem...

Why did you not at least press for a smoothie?

On the positive side, I did get to see a free movie and keep the bag of chips she brought over.

The Fantasy Chamber? Great flick... Stay away from those olestra chips, though, unless you want to feed them to the girl and leave the astroglide in the nightstand.

 

[JRB]

Why did you not at least press for a smoothie?

The Fantasy Chamber? Great flick... Stay away from those olestra chips, though, unless you want to feed them to the girl and leave the astroglide in the nightstand.

You are a sick sick man.

 

[Hawkeye]

I have a friend that has hooked up on Match.com he said the 3 girls he went out with got really dirty on the first date. I have seen one of them work on hidden video and she looked like a pro, except for her littel below average boob job

 

[douglas]

I'm not sure what states that might take place in, but I can say with confidence that Texas is not one. I will let TN and Laura speak up for TN and AR, but I wouldn't cast any stones if you live in the northeast.

That reminds me I did a date.com type of place a few years back when I was going to TEXAS on a business trip, with quite a few reponses....my favorite was this fine looking texas grade school teacher, who had no problem coming to my Hotel.

 

[JRB]

Yeah - I am sure there are hookers in Texas. I think you can find "those" dates by looking in the phone book unders escorts, too.

 

[douglas]

Yeah - I am sure there are hookers in Texas. I think you can find "those" dates by looking in the phone book unders escorts, too.

hookers are free in Texas?

Damn - I'm moving!

 

[Echo]

hookers are free in Texas?

Damn - I'm moving!

Me too!

 

[Crashby]

There are definately some fine people on these dating services, but you have to get at them at the right time and be prepared to filter though a lot of crap to get to them... frankly, Im not sure I have the patience...

....Olestra eh?

 

[Echo]

If it's not blocked by the firewall here I'm goin' for it.

 

[Westy]

Beware of the turtleneck.

 

[s1ngletrack]

If it's not blocked by the firewall here I'm goin' for it.

Hell, why not if you can... In my book this has got to be better than being able to walk into the best bike shop around, pick a bike, take it out and thrash it for a few days before returning to try the next...