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Bye, Bye Boobies...........
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Since GFFs not posting for a bit, and I just talked to him:
He let her "soak" in jail all night, the judge just kicked her free, GFF is taking her home to pack and sending her out into the night.
Biatch had it good, and I can only imagine how many "I'm so sorry" and "Please don't do this" whines he has to listen to on the way home.
He let her "soak" in jail all night, the judge just kicked her free, GFF is taking her home to pack and sending her out into the night.
Biatch had it good, and I can only imagine how many "I'm so sorry" and "Please don't do this" whines he has to listen to on the way home.
damn man, thats ****ed up. i'd sell some of her **** to make up on the money you lost on her tits, but you sound like an upright guy and not the kind to care too much about that. good luck though, the good thing is that (i hope) you'll only find better ones.
Haaaaaarsh
I would have given her an old sick mule, a gymbag that had sweaty clothes in it for 3 months and 15 minutes to GTFO.
Damnit, someone teach me the spanish.
Seriously, you cant find it???
well, that was awkward......
signed over a title for her and gave her cash to drive her ass back to cali, loaded her car, kid was at a friends house the whole time so she has no clue what mommy did last night. called her mom with the whole story and she sided with me, oh well.....
gotta get out and stretch the legs on a road trip to shake the sting off.
thx for the props fellas,
out!
signed over a title for her and gave her cash to drive her ass back to cali, loaded her car, kid was at a friends house the whole time so she has no clue what mommy did last night. called her mom with the whole story and she sided with me, oh well.....
gotta get out and stretch the legs on a road trip to shake the sting off.
thx for the props fellas,
out!
With a dull butter knife.
Ha, that reminds me of one of my buddies in college.
He had recently bought his longtime girlfriend about $200 in lingerie.
Then they broke up soon after. 2 weeks later at a party he was having a drunken argument with her over the phone, cuz she had went out on a date with someone. So, he gets all redfaced and screams into the phone,
"Hey do me one favor, when you F*** him, please don't wear my panties!!"
and slammed down the phone.
The party went silent.
Except for me rolling around on the floor in tears.
I called him Thong from then on.
You should put a picture of her tits on a shirts and sell them to gain back what you spent on her.
GFF, I feel you man. I bought my exwife new cans as a "wedding present" before the wedding. Yours was whoring about, at least you got to catch her. I just got a dear john from Afghanistan. We'll form a support group. We'll bang whores with cans bought by other men, then go ride bikes, and slap strippers in their worthless wombs. We'll get through this.
If I was a latina women from harlem I would probably do a better job of cheering you up with a lot of finger waving, weird noises, and head bobbing. Feel better!
damn bro..that sucks! i can't imagine what that must be like.
you need to stop by NC on your road trip, i'd love to ride with you! (besides..i have some trees that need choppin'
)
you need to stop by NC on your road trip, i'd love to ride with you! (besides..i have some trees that need choppin'
)
you shoulda got her out of jail done her in the Arse then kicked her out of da house
you need to stop by NC on your road trip, i'd love to ride with you!
Wow, two offers to toss his salad. That was fast.
And a third "wink" has been issued...
Sorry to hear about that man.
Best of luck. Sounds like you handled yourself well and really did a nice thing by giving her a car and a chance to pack.
Time for drinks?
Best of luck. Sounds like you handled yourself well and really did a nice thing by giving her a car and a chance to pack.
Time for drinks?
what car did you give her?
bikes>women
So GFF, are you like completely out that eight grand?
Meh, depends on what you feel like riding.
Plus a car.
Wow, I leave for a weekend and all hell breaks lose. That sucks, dude. We need to sit and swap some psycho stories soon.
Story of my life.
Can I join? I just want to work though the last part, I aint buying my ex new jugs.
Coming from a legal background, I'd guess it would be pretty hard for him to take her even to small claims court to try to get the 8g's back, but he could try.
If he got a male judge who had a bitter divorce, his chances would be good. If he got a bitter old butch lesbian who joined the judicial ranks to make humans with penises pay for whatever it is that they've done to her, then he'll fail.
If he got a male judge who had a bitter divorce, his chances would be good. If he got a bitter old butch lesbian who joined the judicial ranks to make humans with penises pay for whatever it is that they've done to her, then he'll fail.
Maybe he can get visitation rights
Damn. Must have missed the other threads. The boobs went to her head, good on ya for throwin that one back.
Hey - congrats on the drubbing you gave the field at Sol Vista, dude!Story of my life.
I can't think of legal grounds for this one. Unfortunately they're viewed as a gift, and since the gift was perfected when they rammed her fake chest elevators in there, as much as it pains me to say this, GFF is JWF and SOL. This is going to have to be chalked up to a very expensive life lesson. Its too bad he didn't put them on a credit card. Just to be a true man of action he could stop paying on them, point to them as the collateral for the loan, and tell the CC company to reclaim their property. The entertainment value on that would be worth the pain of having caught whore pants sucking face with some lesser dude.
Maybe the upside of all of this is she'll get some D-bags man sauce on the incisions, as she had to blow him for gas money somewhere outside of Barstow or Baker, the incisions get infected, it gets into the new pockets inside of her chest, and they have to remove the implants. Then its a double down of her having to pay for emergency surgery and she's got deflated funbags.
Too soon?
just a little. Are you a little angry about something, hmm?