[pixelninja]

Life expectancy calculator...

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor/calcs/n_expect/main.asp

It says that I'll live until I'm 89, so I've got another 52 years left.

 

[stinkyboy]

10.75 years left.

Maybe I should rule out having kids...

 

[Sherpa]

85 years

68 more left...

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Drinking
3. Smoking

:mumble: :mumble: :mumble:

 

[I Are Baboon]

92. Bull****. I'm living to 100.

 

[dcamp29]

I'm guaranteed 53 more years(of 73 total).

 

[Heidi]

Mine said 102, but I didn't know my cholestrol so I left it at 200. I don't even know if that's good or bad.

 

[noname]

Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 38 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risky women, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 55 lbs.
The biggest negative factor that you have going for you is: 2. Gender

WoooHooo! Eleven years to go!ink:

 

[pixelninja]

Mine said 102, but I didn't know my cholestrol so I left it at 200. I don't even know if that's good or bad.

Yeah, me neither. I left it at 200.

 

[ito]

72 years.

I hope I die before I get old.

The Ito

 

[mxer338]

your current life expectancy is 33 years.

The three biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Weight
3. Driving under the influence

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 88 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 167 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Drinking
3. Education

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Personality type

 

[Toshi]

Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 88 years.

wait, aren't you older than that already?

mine said i'd live until 91. hmph

 

[Westy]

82
Family history doesn't bode well.

Study doesn't seem to consider nukular armageddon.

 

[jimmydean]

90 bitches!

Too bad my chances are I'll get hit by a bus in the next couple years

 

[greg447]

I got 93...

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

74... This sucks balls.

 

[kinghami3]

82 because I smoke on rare occasion. And it marked me down for having a gpa die from lung lancer caused by cigarettes? How does that make sense?

 

[greg447]

Well it doesnt...lol

 

[OGRipper]

Says I'll be kicking 'til I'm 86. Whoohoo I ain't half done yet!!

 

[cirKus]

79

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Diet
2. Personality type
3. Drinking

Drinking hmmmmm, should I do more?

 

[FBTMILF]

I got 569... Hmmm...

 

[Thrillkil]

says I'll live to be 97 - maybe a little longer, as the grand/great-grandparents of mine who didn't drink themselves do death by 60 lived an average of 107-108 years

 

[Da Peach]

83! That's pretty.... ACK! Thud.

 

[Da Peach]

83! That's pretty good. Still worried about spontaneous combustion though... It could happen.

 

[Da Peach]

Oops. Hare trigger on that mouse...

 

[douglas]

Your life expectancy is 61 years old.

damn, I better start getting plenty of those negative factors in while I still can

 

[narlus]

i'm gonna be 80.

it tells me my ideal weight for longevity is 20 pounds less. i don't think i've weighed that amount since junior yr in high school.

 

[SkaredShtles]

i'm gonna be 80.

it tells me my ideal weight for longevity is 20 pounds less. i don't think i've weighed that amount since junior yr in high school.

Nice job, Fatty. We should get you and GoodtobeAFatty together to compare notes........

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Gender
2. Personality type

You might want to consider getting a sex change, Gramps. ink:

 

[dhbuilder]

waaaaaay back in my teen years, a palm reader said i'd live to be 86.

i have 37 years to go. unless my reflexes slow to the point that i can't outmanuever those bigass poplar trees that jump into the trail when you're at warp speed.

 

[SkaredShtles]

waaaaaay back in my teen years, a palm reader said i'd live to be 86.

i have 37 years to go.

Unless the palm reader was a charlatan and you die at 45.

 

[hooples3]

mine said yesterday

 

[McGRP01]

Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is 66 years.

I'm half way there!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

10.75 years left.

Maybe I should rule out having kids...

Foregone conclusion anyway.

 

[narlus]

Nice job, Fatty. We should get you and GoodtobeAFatty together to compare notes........

you have her username wrong...it's GoodToBeFlabbie...

160? seriously, who is that skinny?

 

[SkaredShtles]

you have her username wrong...it's GoodToBeFlabbie...

160? seriously, who is that skinny?

How tall?

GoodToBeFlabbie. I like it.

 

[narlus]

How tall?

a whopping 69".

seeing the Silver Jews @ the middle east last sunday made me pine for the days of seeing bands in Ireland, where i was a relative giant. some Marfan's case was in front of me to the right on sunday, and blocked my view pretty good.

 

[Dirtjumper999]

93 i have a long way to go. my ideal weight is 164. it would have been pretty funny if at the end of the test it said that you should already be dead.

 

[SkaredShtles]

a whopping 69".

69" and 160 sounds pretty not fat.

 

[JRB]

I will die at 73, once I said I eat vegetables. No vegetables means 68. I am 25 pounds over weight. I want to be 185, so they are partially right. My grandfather died at 96, one grandmother at 85, and one at 83, I think. Mother died at 62 and her dad died in his 60s. Cancer will kill me if anything does.

Skaredsh*thead was actually funny in this thread.