[RUFUS]

Is congress running the NCAA now?

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/By-2012-cream-cheese-may-no-longer-be-an-NCAA-v?urn=ncaab-wp4181

Proposal No. 2011-78 would permit institutions to offer spreads such as "butter, peanut butter, jelly and cream cheese" with bagels they already may provide to student-athletes at any time. It's by far the most inane of the 91 potential rule changes the NCAA legislative council will have to consider next January.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I read the title and thought pap smear.

 

[RUFUS]

I read the title and thought pap smear.

Must spread rep!!!

 

[jimmydean]

If you went to the University of Miami you could get a hell of a lot more than cream cheese.

 

[SkaredShtles]

If you went to the University of Miami you could get a hell of a lot more than cream cheese.

You'd likely end up with some fromunda cheese.

 

[jimmydean]

You'd likely end up with some fromunda cheese.

I was referring to this:

Former Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro, now serving 20 years in federal prison, claims he provided players with cash, prostitutes, cars and other gifts from 2002 to 2010. Shapiro told Yahoo Sports that 72 football players and other athletes at Miami received improper benefits from him in the past decade.

But you are also correct.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I was referring to this:


But you are also correct.

Oh, I knew *exactly* what you were referring to. The fromunda would likely result from contact with the hookers.

 

[Jeremy R]

I was referring to this:

Former Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro, now serving 20 years in federal prison, claims he provided players with cash, prostitutes, cars and other gifts from 2002 to 2010. Shapiro told Yahoo Sports that 72 football players and other athletes at Miami received improper benefits from him in the past decade.

But you are also correct.

Wondering if he ever took anyone to Monte Carlo?