[MMike]

I saw a kid on one near my parents' place the other day....and I thought to myself, "What a useless skill"......

 

[BurlyShirley]

Yeah, I have one and can ride it. Naked even, with bottle rockets shooting from my mouth.

 

[DRB]

Yeah, I have one and can ride it. Naked even, with bottle rockets shooting from my mouth.

Yellin' durka durka I bet.

 

[eaterofdog]

How about the dork in the Kranked video with the unicycle? He's riding along the cliff and I'm going "Please God, let him fall."

 

[DRB]

How about the dork in the Kranked video with the unicycle? He's riding along the cliff and I'm going "Please God, let him fall."

I think its because clowns ride unicycles and everyone hates clowns (or they should hate them) so ipso facto we should hate unicycle riders.

 

[eaterofdog]

Hmm, I thought it was because he looks retarded.

 

[JohnE]

I have an exercise unicycle...

 

[McGRP01]

I saw a kid riding a mtn unicycle down Plattekill last season. It was sick!

 

[MMike]

Does this also ipso facto mean that I'm a clown?

I think its because clowns ride unicycles and everyone hates clowns (or they should hate them) so ipso facto we should hate unicycle riders.

 

[DRB]

Does this also ipso facto mean that I'm a clown?

More like a MMime.

 

[Da Peach]

You're just old and bitter. Your unicycling days are long gone. Your miming days on the other hand... starting off nicely.

 

[lovebunny]

You're just old and bitter. Your unicycling days are long gone. Your miming days on the other hand... starting off nicely.

not nicely enough unfortunatly

 

[cannondalejunky]

we've got some guy that just started at the shop who rides trials stuff on his unicycle...i've never seen him ride before, and i'm tryin to get him to come on our thursday night trials ride, cause i wanna see him doin some of that stuff...but other than that, it seems pretty useless

 

[Transcend]

I saw a kid riding a mtn unicycle down Plattekill last season. It was sick!

If by sick you mean retarded, then I agree 100%!

 

[MMike]

You're just old and bitter. Your unicycling days are long gone. Your miming days on the other hand... starting off nicely.

I'm miming something at you right now

 

[I Are Baboon]

Attempting to ride unicycle would just be one more thing that I suck at.

 

[MMike]

Trying is the first step towards failure

 

[OGRipper]

I can ride wheelies and manuals for miles but the few times I've tried to ride a unicycle it did not go well.

 

[Toshi]

i tried on two occasions. i succeeded for about 20 feet.

 

[DRB]

I can ride wheelies and manuals for miles but the few times I've tried to ride a unicycle it did not go well.

Show off....

 

[splat]

After being on a Ride with this Kid , I knew I neededto learn how to ride one. I still suck at it , but some day!!!

 

[JohnE]

I can wheelie on a unicycle for miles. Manual? All day man, all day...

 

[MMike]

It is impossible to look cool on a unicycle.

 

[DRB]

It is impossible to look cool on a unicycle.

Shut up. Mmimes aren't supposed to talk.

 

[burly50]

I was down at the Quik Mart the other day and this guy standing outside told me that chics dig guys who ride unicycles. I can't ride a unicycle. Ipso facto, I don't get chics.

 

[Da Peach]

It is impossible to look cool on a unicycle.

Equally true for miming. git.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I can attest to the fact that learning kicks the hell out of your ankles - they tend to foul on the cranks...

 

[JohnE]

I can look cool, and get chicks on a unicycle. Them I make 'em ride bitch back to my pad...

 

[partsbara]

I can look cool, and get chicks on a unicycle. Them I make 'em ride bitch back to my pad...

you really do live inside a twisted world in that head of yours

 

[Bicyclist]

I can ride wheelies and manuals for miles but the few times I've tried to ride a unicycle it did not go well.

Same here. Really really weird feeling things.

 

[Rip]

I can ride one, just need 4 training wheels.