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Can Jesus swim?

Old Man G Funk

Old Man G Funk

Choir Boy
Nov 21, 2005
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In a handbasket
fluff said:
In true Rabbinic tradition (for which of course you must go back to the ancient Hebrew before it was translated in Aramaic) carbon steel is an abomination for which stoning was condoned.

In the book of Joshua the Welder it clearly states (chapter 3:16) 'For thou shalt forsake all other metals, yea especially that steel that hath been abominated with the heathen carbon. And the Lord shall cast out from amongst his children those that stray from the path of true righteous and they will be cast out and they will wander in outer darkness. And the Lord will set a mark upon them the number of which will be four thousand, one hundred, one score and ten and those of the righteous that see them shalt know them for what they are and shall cast stones upon their puny frames."

This was further elaborated by John the Biopaced who endeavoured to uncover and interpret more of Joshua's writings and finally in the Christan era (when it was still a Judaic sect) Simon the Brazier framed the entire body of work in his teachings about the geometry of righteousness.

So, it's not really that hard so long as you're prepared to get off your lazy arse and do some research.

Over to you Andy and OMFG, I'm sure you can argue more about this one.
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I can't argue with that.
 
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Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
LordOpie said:
wow, I was joking, went to bed, then work only to find this in the PD at four pages.

I wasn't thinking religiously, more along the lines of superhero powers. Like what happens when Superman shoots his super load? Does he blow a hole through Lois vagina?
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To be boring Jesus clearly could turn off his superpowers - he was submersed by John the Baptist after all.
 
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