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Canada to possibly go to war against Denmark?

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  1. Rip

    Rip Mr. Excitement

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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    My money's on Denmark. :D
     
  3. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    I cant believe you beat me to that :mumble:
     
  4. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Watch out Denmark will dig up John Candy.
     
  5. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    I think they should settle it like real men and play a croquet match for it. Best of 3.
     
  6. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Well we mine a well start preparing in the US because you know some how we will get involved to "make things right".
     
  7. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    The most surprising part about that article is that Canada has a Navy.
     
  8. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    :stupid: I thought they just pretended to get mad. I certainly didn't think they had anything more than Mounties.
     
  9. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I hear things are alot slower down South.

    Must be the heat. :p
     
  10. Rockland

    Rockland Turbo Monkey

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    Jr. acting up again. :nope:
     
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    blt2ride Turbo Monkey

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    That's what I was thinking...
     
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Crap! Denmark has already begun the invasion...

     
  13. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Just watch the Canadians start heading south. :D
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    Where does a Canadian draft dodger go?
     
  15. Batman

    Batman Monkey

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    Denmark.
     
  16. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    We surrender...eh

     
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Bad Denmark! Bad!

     
  18. Echo

    Echo crooked smile

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    Dang, that map looking down from the North Pole is confusing as hell :p
     
  19. firetoole

    firetoole duch bag

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    look out Denmark here comes the Canadian Air Force
     
  20. sunny

    sunny Grammar Civil Patrol

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    I thought this was going to be about...

    http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

    from the article...
    "Canada Warship Seizes Tanker in Arabian Sea" -- Reuters
    CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
    Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons
     
  21. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Doesn't the entire hubbub over that island center around the fact that while it's mostly uninhabited, it is a PRIME fishing area. I think I saw that on the Discovery Channel once. Eh, who knows.
     
  22. rooftest

    rooftest Monkey

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  23. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    And more importantly off-shore oil rights. Both nations are trying to claim territorial waters so they can have rights to oil deposits. The US is claiming that they are international waters and will probably ignore whatever either nation comes up with and drill regardless.

    EDIT: I should preface 'drill regardless' with 'if oil and natural gas are found the us will probably...'
     
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    What is this US drilling company you are talking about?
     
  25. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Read between the lines. It's all there.

    "It is also believed that global warming is causing the rapid melting of the ice across the Arctic, and that could make the legendary North-West Passage linking the Atlantic and the Pacific passable for ships for the first time.

    The US has already said it regards the passage as an international strait, not Canadian waters.

    Russia, Norway and Denmark also have competing claims to the continental shelf and the natural resources such as gas and oil that may lie beneath the sea bed."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4175446.stm
     
  26. BrokenChain

    BrokenChain Monkey

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    Canada does indeed have a navy. See?

     
  27. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    So, like, will all the other countries form a circle around these two nerds and taunt them into a fight?
     
  28. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    They just need to get them to meet in the playground after school. A dancefight might be more fitting for these guys.
     
  29. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  30. Roachmeister

    Roachmeister Chimp

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    Well, at least, Canada is not killing and invading other countries for their own sick pleasure...The US would have sent 20,000 troops if it was actually worth a damn. Wait until they discover massive oil resources there, then you'll see the Mighty US Army come along...
     
  31. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Are you insinuating that we went into Iraq as a "war for oil"?

    Then why the hell am I paying $2.78 a gallon for gas if we're pumping this cheap stuff out of there, huh? :mumble:
     
  32. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    That's a pretty stupid comment.

    If the US wanted middle eastern oil then we'd simply take over Kuwait or Qatar or Bahrain or Saudi Arabia since we already have we have tens of thousands of troops in 3 of of those countries already.

    Some day perhaps you'll get it.
     
  33. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Possibly right after N8 gets it.
     
  34. Senôr Lopez

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    Since we're paying more for water these days than gas, claim that Ice! That's where the big $$$ is.