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canada: you have my attention

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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metro, i think.
certainly an infidel.

i'd tap that brain if i were a gay skull****er
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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I didn't read the rest of the article, but I read this, and I'm glad I did.

A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.

A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.

A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.

A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.

A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.

Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.

The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover he was 1/64th Aboriginal.
 
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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Why would anyone emmigrate to a country that they are not willing to assimilate and blend into anyway? I just dont get it...
i'm confused: which country are we talking about, gringo?

/troll
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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My neighbours always believe me when I tell them the reason I won't help clean the grounds of the local shrine on shrine-cleaning-day is because I'm christian.

I liked Crabtree's poker analogy too. Wanna take bets on who owns the casino?
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
i'm confused: which country are we talking about, gringo?

/troll
Being that I dont live in the same country as you esse...any.
Why move somewhere that promotes greater opportunity or "freedom" and try to bring it back around to what you left/fled/were ejected from in the first place?