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sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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This is my retard trap.

Go ahead, post why the inauguration should be canceled here.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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they should change the parade route to start at mt vernon & the guide-on should carry the union jack & obama should carry a cross
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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If there are 90,000 hotel rooms in DC.
And if 2.9 million folk show up.
This means that 33 people need to stay in every hotel room.

How does anyone expect to ever get their room service in a timely manner with these numbers in place?
 

DamienC

Turbo Monkey
Jun 6, 2002
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This will be me on January 20 since I live within walking distance of the Capitol building...

 

1000-Oaks

Monkey
May 8, 2003
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'Cuz Obama was born in Kenya and can't legally be President?

His mother was visiting Kenya late-term, but when she planned to return to the US she was too close to giving birth and the airline refused to let her fly.

Look it up, he has family members who openly admit Barack was born in Kenya and TWO different hospitals in Hawaii "have records showing he was born there." Somebody got a little carried away covering up the Kenya birth, lol. An investigator recently went to Kenya to check Barack's family's story, and was arrested upon landing and deported. They knew he was coming.

But seriously, that little legal technicality is a drop in the bucket and clearly doesn't matter to whoever is supposed to verify these things. And I'm sure now that Obama's been elected the cover-up will by tidied up nicely and he'll get a new, 100% legit US birth certificate.
 
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Samirol

Turbo Monkey
Jun 23, 2008
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'Cuz Obama was born in Kenya and can't legally be President?

His mother was visiting Kenya late-term, but when she planned to return to the US she was too close to giving birth and the airline refused to let her fly.

Look it up, he has family members who openly admit Barack was born in Kenya and TWO different hospitals in Hawaii "have records showing he was born there." Somebody got a little carried away covering up the Kenya birth, lol. An investigator recently went to Kenya to check Barack's family's story, and was arrested upon landing and deported. They knew he was coming.

But seriously, that little legal technicality is a drop in the bucket and clearly doesn't matter to whoever is supposed to verify these things. And I'm sure now that Obama's been elected the cover-up will by tidied up nicely and he'll get a new, 100% legit US birth certificate.
9/11 for dummies - The Five Basic Facts
1. There was no plane debris at the Pentagon.
Cover-up: none. "Witnesses" and an old piece of metal was the package used to make sure that people get the message "It was an inside job", as part of the truth planted to terrorize you.
Web of disinformation: some (rense, whatreallyhappened.com, etc) go as far as to try to cover-up what was meant to be obvious, since that helps people to swallow the core lie.

2. There was no plane debris at Shanksville.
Cover up: live videos of first images on the scene never shown again; packaging it to let the web of disinformation continue the job.
Web of disinformation: suggesting the plane was shot down.
BTW, first Video footage at the scene

3. The WTC towers were pulled.
Cover up: live footage only from close-up scenes (smoke, people running away); no live videos with global view on 9/11 or ever after. Unprecedented demolition technique.
Hoax: faked photos released short after, with WTC tower above "impact" tilting.
Web of disinformation: will not deny it, since is not important to make people swallow the core lie. Used to cover-up which was the unprecedented demolition technique.
BTW, here is finally video of the first tower as it was demolished:
(Perps forced YouTube to remove this video)

4. No planes ever hit the WTC towers. The simple truth, the other side of the coin being the core lie: we saw the second "impact" live. As long as people believe it, the BIG LIE technique will work.
Hoax: CNN inserts the second "plane" with real time software, disappearing behind the burning tower, one second before the "impact", i.e. the bombs are detonated. Faked photos and videos, most released short after, with frontal "plane" crashes.
Cover-up: WTC prepared with explosives to simulate the wings and bombs to simulate the jet fuel explosion; no live videos (frontal view) on 9/11, no videos ever after, exposing the core lie.
Web of disinformation: all sorts of false tracks, from remote controlled planes to holograms. Anything as long as people believe that CNN had nothing to do with it.
BTW, the previous video also exposes the core lie, showing why the second tower to be "hit" had to be pulled first.

5. Some people were previously murdered to account for the "passengers".
Hoax: "passengers" were faked, previously murdered (Barbara Olson) or given new identities; family members reporting cell phone calls to these "passengers". In the case of real people, two cases, depending if they were offered an opportunity to get rid of someone (Ted Olson) or not.
Cover-up: family members evaporate, other than those part of the conspiracy.
 

Defenestrated

Turbo Monkey
Mar 28, 2007
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oaks where do you buy your tinfoil?

also, could you give me some advice? I hear that some brands block more government mind control waves than others, but I really have no clue which are more effective and why that is... I was hoping you could point me in the right direction.

thanks!
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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If you replace the s and the n with a p, and take off the last s, you end up with the true controller of the illuminati disinformation committee (pope)
pope has 4 letters.
there's always a backup pope (to keep pope alive)

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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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22,494
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1000-Oaks, you should log off if you leave your computer on. Its annoying to read what gullible senile grandsparents believe from chain mail :disgust1:

Also, there is much more stock in the McCain US citizenship conspiracy and even that material is fluff as best.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/citizen.asp

edit and: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/citizen.asp

As an interesting side note due to various country's laws a friend of mine was born as a citizen of no country. His mother was Japanese and his father Indian and he was born in some other place.
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
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As an interesting side note due to various country's laws a friend of mine was born as a citizen of no country. His mother was Japanese and his father Indian and he was born in some other place.
An exclusive club. Did you ask him the population of no man's land citizens?
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,563
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Front Range, dude...
'Cuz Obama was born in Kenya and can't legally be President?

His mother was visiting Kenya late-term, but when she planned to return to the US she was too close to giving birth and the airline refused to let her fly.

Look it up, he has family members who openly admit Barack was born in Kenya and TWO different hospitals in Hawaii "have records showing he was born there." Somebody got a little carried away covering up the Kenya birth, lol. An investigator recently went to Kenya to check Barack's family's story, and was arrested upon landing and deported. They knew he was coming.

But seriously, that little legal technicality is a drop in the bucket and clearly doesn't matter to whoever is supposed to verify these things. And I'm sure now that Obama's been elected the cover-up will by tidied up nicely and he'll get a new, 100% legit US birth certificate.
Hey look everyone, the short bus came back, but only one retard got off...
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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As an interesting side note due to various country's laws a friend of mine was born as a citizen of no country. His mother was Japanese and his father Indian and he was born in some other place.
The Japanese have changed that law now as previously you could only claim citizenship by descent through the father. They're slowly reforming some of their more retarded citizenship laws here. Slowly.
 

1000-Oaks

Monkey
May 8, 2003
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Simi Valley, CA
Not that the folks at snopes.com could EVER be wrong or biased, maybe they should talk to Obama's family members before they stamp this one "false". Oh wait; using the same "documentation" the Obama campaign is using is proof, that's right.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,408
22,494
Sleazattle
Not that the folks at snopes.com could EVER be wrong or biased, maybe they should talk to Obama's family members before they stamp this one "false". Oh wait; using the same "documentation" the Obama campaign is using is proof, that's right.
Yep, it is a conspiracy so deep that even the Republican opposition was powerless to have the republican justice department do anything about it. Only right wing bloggers and radio hosts are free enough from the shackles of oppression to speak about it. Of course when Obama is in power he will stop all of that.
 
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1000-Oaks

Monkey
May 8, 2003
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Simi Valley, CA
Also, there is much more stock in the McCain US citizenship conspiracy and even that material is fluff as best.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/citizen.asp

edit and: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/citizen.asp
Hate to break the news, but Snopes is anything but factual or unbiased.

It's not operated by investigators, lawyers, or anyone even remotely objective. It's run by ultra-liberal husband-wife team David and Barbara Mikkelson in California's San Fernando Valley. That's it, just two people making money off internet ads on their web site.

I never thought to check into the site's background until I noticed some of its findings reeked of bias and just plain conflicted with actual history of some events. Sort of like Bill Ayers saying he never wanted to hurt anyone with his shrapnel-loaded explosives. Hmmm, I guess the shrapnel was added for….killing rats?
 

Samirol

Turbo Monkey
Jun 23, 2008
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Hate to break the news, but Snopes is anything but factual or unbiased.

It's not operated by investigators, lawyers, or anyone even remotely objective. It's run by ultra-liberal husband-wife team David and Barbara Mikkelson in California's San Fernando Valley. That's it, just two people making money off internet ads on their web site.

I never thought to check into the site's background until I noticed some of its findings reeked of bias and just plain conflicted with actual history of some events. Sort of like Bill Ayers saying he never wanted to hurt anyone with his shrapnel-loaded explosives. Hmmm, I guess the shrapnel was added for&#8230;.killing rats?
MoniQue of the moniquemonicat blog obtained an Arizona document that
Barack Obama or someone representing him signed on November 30, 2007
swearing that Obama is a natural born citizen and eligible to be
president. Obama, unlike John McCain, has provided no legal evidence
that he is eligible.

Obama signature on AZ Candidate Nomination Paper

MoniQue has responded with more information on the document and signature:

&#8220;Here are 4 of Obama&#8217;s other signed filing papers to compare signatures from. I don&#8217;t believe them to be forgeries and they appear to me to all have been made by the same person:

1. OBAMA&#8217;S SIGNATURE, FILING PAPER [NEW HAMPSHIRE] http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/new-hampshire-obama-signed-declaration-of-candidacy.pdf

2. OBAMA&#8217;S SIGNATURE, FILING PAPER [ILLINOIS]
http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/illinois-state-board-of-elections-statement-of-candidacy-and-no-objection-made-letter.pdf

3. OBAMA&#8217;S SIGNATURE, FILING PAPER [RHODE ISLAND]
http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rhode-island-obamas-signed-statement-of-intent-to-seek-the-nomination-of-president.pdf

4. OBAMA&#8217;S SIGNATURE, FILING PAPER [KENTUCKY]
http://moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/kentucky-obamas-signed-notice-of-candidacy.pdf

I&#8217;ve examined the hardcopies here at my desk and the signature appears to be made by the same person on all the documents. I&#8217;m not a forensic specialist, but I am an artist, expertise in lettering as a matter of fact, which is basically a type of &#8220;forgery,&#8221; without the crime :)

Most notaries take their jobs pretty seriously and although I can understand why Obama would forge a birth certification, but not sure what he&#8217;d gain by forging his filing papers.

But as a secretary for many years I know I have signed my bosses paperwork&#8211;even sensitive and official documents, so it wouldn&#8217;t shock me if someone else signed it for him. Yes, we are &#8220;supposed&#8221; to initial it when we do that, but many times we do not.

Either way, he is responsible for the documents filed in each state whether his secretary, wife, or he signed them, he knew it was filed with his signature.

HOPE THAT HELPS.

P.S. I ADDED MORE DOCUMENTS FROM THE SOS ON THE SITE NOW, NOT SURE IF ANY OF THEM WILL BE USEFUL BUT HERE&#8217;S THE LINK: i added the ones above and ALSO 4 OF THE DEMOCRATIC CHAIR&#8217;S CERTIFICATIONS THAT &#8220;OBAMA WAS QUALIFIED&#8221; TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT:&#8221;

http://moniquemonicat.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/secretary-of-state-requests-for-documents-sample-letter-responses-say-obamas-qualifications-never-verified/

If Obama is eligible to be president.

If Obama is not lying about his eligibility and his past.

Why is Barack Obama spending hundreds of thousands of
someone&#8217;s money and employing multiple legal firms to
avoid proving he is eligible?

The answer is obvious.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
89,405
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Wow, the knuckle draggers are really scraping the bottom of the conspiracy barrel, eh?

What next, crab people were the ones trying to get Obama elected?


Also, just a little tidbit...if a person is born abroad to US citizens (or even if one parent is a US citizen) they are automatically a US citizen. So even if he was born in Kenya, the argument is moot.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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as if this needed another opinion, here's david horowitz - not exactly warm to obama
The continuing efforts of a fringe group of conservatives to deny Obama his victory and to lay the basis for the claim that he is not a legitimate president are embarrassing and destructive. The fact that these efforts are being led by Alan Keyes, a demagogue who lost a Senate election to the then-unknown Obama by 42 points, should be a warning in itself.
if you must, read it all