My ex would walk 5th Avenue After Eight until she could get 100 Grand. She'd be happy to give you an Almond Joy, but would prefer the Big Hunk, especially with a Butterfinger.
Just for Skittles, she'll Rolo you all night. Just be sure to have your doctor check you out for Squirrel Nut Zipper the next day. And stay out of sight of her Sugar Daddy. Unless you're one of the Three Musketeers.
Back in college, she tried KitKat, but didn't like it. She got her teaching degree and now prefers Junior Mints.