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In an attempt to release his sexual frustrations, John Kerry performs felatio on himself. "John has become quite numb to Terezza's drunken ketchup fetish, so he now services himself" says a top campaign aide.
Agents in the background overheard...N8 said:
Agent 1: "Is he doing that football thing again?"
Agent 2: "Don't turn around. You don't want to see this."
Agent 1: "Passing like a girl?"
Agent 3. "Worse."
Agent 1: "Oh, hiking the ball like a dork?"
Agent 2: "Bingo."
Poland is considering pulling out of Iraq now, I heard on the news today...
Well if we can't have any deep thinker's in the oval office then we can at least have a deep snapper.
Immediately following the debates, Bush takes the opportunity for a cheap shot by tossing a football at Kerry's vunerable backside as Kerry verifies to his followers that his shoes really do match his tie.
when's the flood??
This is my favourite so far.....manimal said:
Take a pair of trousers with a full break and snap a football...you'll get highwaters no matter what in that pose. If they weren't that high, the cuffs would cover his shoes entirely when he stood up...Changleen said:
That doesn't mean you can't make fun of him, I guess...
it just goes to show that Republicumguzzlers are inherintly uncreative and lack true humor. Let me help you (N8) out then.MikeD said:
Kerry demonstrating his idea for Iraq..... PUNT!
i watch Fox just to see how these morons think y'know...
