ahh one of those lovely things that the department puts us old farts through just to make sure we don't keel over from a heart attack and die on their dime.
so much fun, good thing I'm a hairless beach ape or they would have shaved my chest to attach the 12 EKG leads
anyhow once they had me wired for sound it was time to step on the tread mill and get going. nice slow walk at first then they increase the treadmill speed and slope steepness. The first 20 minutes is a piece of cake as they only take you up to a fast race walk pace. Then they get evil and jump it up to a good running pace up hill which unfortunately didn't get my HR or BP up high enough so on to faster and steeper. They had me really striding and busting a sweat when the tech says we need to get you up into the 150-170 for a valid test so brace your self you will jump up in 5 seconds
oh damn than got me cranking. The Marque de Sade at the controls says excellent looking good now hold that for five minutes Oy that was brutal but at the end Grun Helga says Ya ve got a good vun...your heart looks great on the read outs. 8 hours later and my damn legs are still burnt but at least I know that all those lines on the mirror of my youth didn't toast my heart
so much fun, good thing I'm a hairless beach ape or they would have shaved my chest to attach the 12 EKG leads
anyhow once they had me wired for sound it was time to step on the tread mill and get going. nice slow walk at first then they increase the treadmill speed and slope steepness. The first 20 minutes is a piece of cake as they only take you up to a fast race walk pace. Then they get evil and jump it up to a good running pace up hill which unfortunately didn't get my HR or BP up high enough so on to faster and steeper. They had me really striding and busting a sweat when the tech says we need to get you up into the 150-170 for a valid test so brace your self you will jump up in 5 seconds
oh damn than got me cranking. The Marque de Sade at the controls says excellent looking good now hold that for five minutes Oy that was brutal but at the end Grun Helga says Ya ve got a good vun...your heart looks great on the read outs. 8 hours later and my damn legs are still burnt but at least I know that all those lines on the mirror of my youth didn't toast my heart