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Cash4Gold commercials...

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
So let me get this straight here:

I put my gold in an envelope and send it to you through the mailbox. You promise to send me some fair amount of money for it later.

Who else thinks there's something wrong with this?

www.cash4gold.com
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,076
9,778
I have no idea where I am
As goldsmith, I would never send my scrap off to anyone other than a reputable refiner.

Even then I only deal with the one who offers the best price, something like 83% of market.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,092
1,132
NC
$1.01 :rofl:

They figure paying you something rather than nothing means they don't have to deal with your phone call whining about it, thus paying an employee wages to talk to you.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
85,558
24,181
media blackout
I'll eat some burritos at Del Taco tonight. Those always turn my sh*t a nice, golden yellow color. I wonder how much a stapled bag of my feces would fetch...
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
5
in da shed, mon, in da shed
The funny thing about those commercials is how those Yankee Yentas sound so completely amazed that their gold jewelry is actually worth something. Maybe they still think wampum is legal tender, also.