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zmtber

zmtber

Turbo Monkey
Aug 13, 2005
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be careful, i tried walking my cat he almost killed me, not a good memory
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
There is a local neighborhood cat that picks a hole in my garbage bags on the deck making a huge mess every time I have to put them out for trash day. I have not yet decided between a .177 PHP or .22 subsonic solution.
 
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Graphics

Turbo Monkey
Jul 9, 2006
1,706
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Connecticut
llkoolkeg said:
There is a local neighborhood cat that picks a hole in my garbage bags on the deck making a huge mess every time I have to put them out for trash day. I have not yet decided between a .177 PHP or .22 subsonic solution.
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Perhaps a 4:20 will help...I hear cats love that sh!t. :brows:
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
burly50 said:
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Hahahahaha...wiseass. It is not the regular volume of trash that fits within my trash cans w/ lids that is the problem. It is when I have an extraordinary volume of trash or when pickup is delayed due to holidays that it won't all fit in my trash cans. For the record, I was just joking but I certainly have thought about it a time or two when picking up disgusting, slimy diapers and bathroom trash in my business suit while late to work. To this day, I have never shot anything living with either a real or a BB gun...well, besides my friends when we used to have Red Ryder wars.
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Graphics said:
Perhaps a 4:20 will help...I hear cats love that sh!t. :brows:
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I would not waste my precious KB on a feline or any other pet for that matter. I had friends with an all black cat named "Spliffy" who used to poke a paw into sacks left open, but that's probably only because they stupified the poor creature during its formative years with billowing bonghits anytime it came around during a session.
 
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Graphics

Turbo Monkey
Jul 9, 2006
1,706
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Connecticut
llkoolkeg said:
I would not waste my precious KB on a feline or any other pet for that matter. I had friends with an all black cat named "Spliffy" who used to poke a paw into sacks left open, but that's probably only because they stupified the poor creature during its formative years with billowing bonghits anytime it came around during a session.
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I had a cat once that could smell it opened from any where in the apartment..and came running to roll in it. :banghead: :brows: He was the best...Lobo...black cat as well. :brow:
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
Graphics said:
I had a cat once that could smell it opened from any where in the apartment..and came running to roll in it. :banghead: :brows: He was the best...Lobo...black cat as well. :brow:
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Hmmmmm...the last sack I picked up had a couple feline-looking hairs stuck to a coupla the buds; perhaps catnip really IS kittykind and cannabis just reminds them of it. That would certainly explain their stand-offish, indifferent ways and love of lounging about shiftlessly.
 
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