[Zark]

What celebrity would you most like cooked to crisp in a huge f'n bonfire? I know this is pretty twisted, but I don't want to geocode this map right now:biggrin:

Choose one from each catagory
1. Music
2. movies
3. TV

My choices
1. Morrisey, nothing like that whiney sh*t writhing in flame to put a smile on my face
2. Gary Busey, he's got enough drugs in his body for contact high when he's burnt to a crisp
3. Oprah Winfrey.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

1. timberlake
2. cruise
3. the entire staffs that make trading spouses and wife swap possible...

 

[H8R]

Anna Nicole. It would be the best luau ever.

 

[Zark]

Anna Nicole. It would be the best luau ever.

:biggrin: Too good

 

[Upgr8r]

Music-Britney Spears-Southern Fried Skank
Movies-Steven Segal-BBQ porker anyone?
TV-Anyone on The View -I hates that show

 

[KavuRider]

They've been named:

1) Timberlake. Ugh
2) Cruise
3) Oprah

 

[eaterofdog]

Nicole Ritchie & Paris Hilton

Somebody kill those ugly bitches.

 

[geargrrl]

Nicole Ritchie & Paris Hilton

Somebody kill those ugly bitches.

Put them on the barbie with Anna Nicole and Britney Spears?

 

[Slugman]

eaterofdog kinda beat me to it... but

1. Music - Paris Hilton
2. movies - Paris Hilton
3. TV - Paris Hilton

I can't think of a more worethless person on the planet...

 

[eaterofdog]

Put them on the barbie with Anna Nicole and Britney Spears?

I ain't eating at that bbq, I don't care what kind of sauce you use.

At least Britney and Anna aren't total dogs, even if they are a waste of oxygen.

 

[Zark]

Movies-Steven Segal-BBQ porker anyone?

Dude, you OWN Steven Segal movies! :biggrin:

 

[Upgr8r]

Dude, you OWN Steven Segal movies! :biggrin:

From before he ballooned up & got stupid(er). Hver you seen any of his later movies? Can you say stunt double? The only way he can hurt you now is if he fell on you or your hands or feet get too close to his mouth :biggrin:

 

[H8R]

As long as we are on the subject of cooking and eating people...might as well go for quality:

Scarlett Johansson labia kabobs.

 

[Jeronimo]

Choose one from each catagory
1. Music
2. movies
3. TV

Is it ok if I choose one from each category?

1. Tom Petty, the whiny fuq.

2. Oliver Stone

3. Oafrah, perfect for a pig pickin'.

 

[jdcamb]

Dick Cheney, I hate that mutherfuger. Just hate him.

John Mayer, he's a pussy and I hate him.

Katie Couric. Fake and plastic. If I ever get within 10' of her. I will crush her like a bug.

 

[elRey]

Nicole Ritchie & Paris Hilton

Somebody kill those ugly bitches.

Where is the Rep when you need it?

 

[Zark]

I'd like to revise my own list.

Jack Johnson, burn motherf**ker!

 

[reflux]

eaterofdog kinda beat me to it... but

1. Music - Paris Hilton
2. movies - Paris Hilton
3. TV - Paris Hilton

I can't think of a more worethless person on the planet...

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[Bicyclist]

1. John Mayer
2. Hugh Grant, what a pansy
3. Billy Mays from Oxy Clean

 

[skinny mike]

1. any "rapper" on mtv
2. mel gibson
3. the cast of laguna beach

 

[Dog Welder]

1. Any EMO band out there right now.
2. I've always DESPISED Woody Allen
3. Bill O'Riley

 

[PatBranch]

^ I strongly agree with 1 (end the whiny singing!). I'm not sure who the others are though.

 

[Da Peach]

Music - Jessica simpson's sister
TV - Bam Margera (he's so asking for it and the world would be a better place without him in it.)
Movies - That tall guy from Scream or the Wayans brothers

 

[dhbuilder]

there's not enough gasoline available nor enough bic lighters out there to delete the list i have.

danny glover would be the first torching.
that fat@$$ed senator from n.y. would be a close second.

and not just "the oprah", but anyone who's ever been on that show.
or anyone who watches it and takes it seriously.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Osama bin Ladin and then Hillary top my list

 

[binary visions]

So, regardless of whether or not you like her show, I'm a little suprised the Oprah is topping people's lists. I think you guys need to step outside yourselves for a minute:

Citing numbers from the Chronicle of Philanthropy, Forbes.com reports that the daytime talk queen doled out a whopping $52 million in charitable donations in 2005 alone. She gave total of $36 million to her Oprah Winfrey Foundation, which supports women and children's programs. An additional $3.5 million went to Oprah's Angel Network, which she founded in 1998 to encourage fans and fellow celebs to be more philanthropic. And last but not least, Winfrey gave $10 million to aid victims ravaged by Katrina last year.

Surely you can be creative enough to come up with a more worthless human being to burn than someone that charitable - hell, you probably can't come up with a whole lot of TV celebrities that are more worthy of their money.

Mine:

1- Ashley Simpson
2- Any rapper who was told they could act
3- Paris Hilton

 

[syadasti]

Surely you can be creative enough to come up with a more worthless human being to burn than someone that charitable - hell, you probably can't come up with a whole lot of TV celebrities that are more worthy of their money.

Richard Branson, Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates all give much more (edit yah I know they aren't really ON TV except for Branson).

 

[Da Peach]

Richard Branson, Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates all give much more (edit yah I know they aren't really ON TV except for Branson).

And your first million to charity went to?.....

 

[binary visions]

Richard Branson, Ted Turner, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates all give much more (edit yah I know they aren't really ON TV except for Branson).

 

[H8R]

Osama bin Ladin and then Hillary top my list

LOLZ! omfg....worst bbq evar.

 

[llkoolkeg]

What celebrity would you most like cooked to crisp in a huge f'n bonfire?

1. Music
2. movies
3. TV

1. Paris Hilton for her murderous full frontal assault on reggae music.

2. Fast-n-furryless/Tokyo Grift for encouraging another non-graduating class of neon fartcan jockeys to terrorize the streets with their bald-tire antics.

3. That grandma cheerleader in the "don't drop out of school" PSA that says "Gimme an 'O'...ohhh...[something unintelligible]...and here I go!...oh!...ohhhhhhhhhh!" while throwing out her back trying to do the splits.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Osama bin Ladin while locked in a face-grinding '69' with Hillary tops my list

:biggrin:

 

[GumbaFish]

1.Michael Jackson
2.Quentin Tarantino
3.Every celebrity analyist on vh1 that comments on things like what kind of coffee madonna drinks every morning or any other trivial useless factoids about celebrities that nobody should know or care about.

 

[Jeronimo]

and not just "the oprah", but anyone who's ever been on that show.
or anyone who watches it and takes it seriously.

Maybe bv will have you banned because that pig is such the philantropist? I don't care to whom or what she's donated, she's still a pig idiot, just like her followers.