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stevew

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Was there a line?

A stampede corpulent women perhaps perhaps?

The sound of their fleshy thighs rubbing together didn't phase you?

You came out unscathed?

Shopping for Christmas already.....
 
DRB

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Oh how I hate elmo. We have hokey pokey elmo and 2 chicken dance elmos. She loves getting them all going at the sametime. My friends think its funny to give them to Willow as gifts. And I already have a feeling that this one is already been purchased.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
splat said:
Smart Woman , but is she really that Smart , she did Marry MMike ? or did he use the :bonk: method and dragged her back to his cave ?
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Dude he is Canadian, more than likely he fooled her into marriage by painting his nails with her, shopping for shoes and duvet covers.
 
goofy

goofy

Monkey
Mar 20, 2004
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olney md.
DRB said:
Oh how I hate elmo. We have hokey pokey elmo and 2 chicken dance elmos. She loves getting them all going at the sametime. My friends think its funny to give them to Willow as gifts. And I already have a feeling that this one is already been purchased.
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Sorry about your bad luck.
I would want to take a shotgun to them if I witnessed that, but I'm to nice to do it so all I would do is:banghead:
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
DRB said:
Here I'll finish that post for you...



"Elmo wants to play."
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In his sleep? I was thinking of something that would take much longer and include more suffering. Maybe just a small drop of mercury in the mouth each night?
 
DRB

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Westy said:
In his sleep? I was thinking of something that would take much longer and include more suffering. Maybe just a small drop of mercury in the mouth each night?
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Its a trade off, his suffering and the enjoyment we get from it VS. our suffering because of his continued being.

I'm thinking I'd rather him dead now.
 
urbaindk

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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Sleepy Hollar
Elmo Pimps Ho's by the high reverend Wesley Willis said:
Sunny day
Chasin' our cares away
Making sure we stay the hell out of Elmos way
Cause hes one bad mother ****er
Hes one bad Mother ****er
Elmo Pimps Hoes
Elmo Pimps Hoes
Elmo Pimps Hoes
And hell pimp you too
Unlike Snuffaluffagus
Elmo makes the #$*%es huff and puff on his nuts
Cause hes like that
Hes a pimp, from sesame street
Mess with Elmo and you might get beat
Like cookie monster got beat
Cause he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
But Elmo saw him trying to cheat
So he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave cookie monster a treat
Now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth
Now how many cookies can he eat?
None mother****er cause he got busted in the mother****ing mouth
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
and hell pimp you too
Big Bird Big Bird
Better check what you heard
I heard Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
i told Elmo about that ****
Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick
Then he hit him in the beak and said
You weak, you weak
Then Elmo said hey Big Bird Get the **** out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat
Cause I'm the mother****ing pimp from sesame street
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
Elmo pimps hoes
And hell pimp you too mother****er
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Now I would pay good money for that Elmo Doll...
 
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