Childrens books....
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My son brought that one home from school. Definitely very funny
Check out "Parker Picks" if you get the chance. Good stuff. 
a good friend named walter, who is known for his flatulence, lent us that book.stevew said:
I'm going to postpone teaching my kids the word "fart" for as long as possible.
it didn't take for my kids to say 'dada, don't fart in my room'.MMike said:
Gotta stick to the classics:
Where the Wild Things Are - love that book.
Where the Wild Things Are - love that book.
We use "toot"..... and both girls are gifted tooters.....they get it from their mother I think.narlus said:it didn't take for my kids to say 'dada, don't fart in my room'.
must be a girl thing. my sister-in-law's daughter has been taught to say 'puff'MMike said:
My daughter is quite the "tooter" as well. (we also use that term)
We just bought Good night Gorilla the other day..... it's a new favourite.
NICETenchiro said:
I had a poster of that in college I think.
I think I found my kids' new betime story! (OK, not really)
Sounds like you all need "Good Families Don't" by Robert Munsch. "One day Miranda goes up to the top of the stairs and finds a fart. "Don't be ridiculous" says her mother. "Good families like ours don't have farts."
Followed by The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho.
Then when you get tired of reading flatulent picture books you could move on to projectile vomiting and try "My Little Sister Ate One Hare" by Bill Grossman.
Oh, and there is a sequel to Walter the Farting Dog. "Walter the Farting Dog: trouble at the yard sale."
Followed by The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho.
Then when you get tired of reading flatulent picture books you could move on to projectile vomiting and try "My Little Sister Ate One Hare" by Bill Grossman.
Oh, and there is a sequel to Walter the Farting Dog. "Walter the Farting Dog: trouble at the yard sale."
My wife taught my daughter to say "toot" as well, she also blames it on ducks in the room. It's cute, but she isn't shy about it either.
My GF's little guy really digs the Captain Underpants books. (Gotta admit, they are pretty funny!)
Whatever happened to the Dr. Seuss classics like Aunts in My Pants and Horton hires a Ho?