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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by loco-gringo, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I just invented a new procedure for cats. Haley was about to throw a hairball down on my carpet (which is bullsh*t, since I have one f*#king room with carpet) and I grabbed her and made her hold her breath. It made her swallow and we appear to be in the clear. What's the worst that could happen now???
     
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  2. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    cat **** in your riding shoes to spite you
     
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  3. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Sits on your face when you are sleeping.
     
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  4. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Well...that would cure her of any future hairballs. :devil:
     
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  5. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Pussy on my face while I sleep is NOT an issue. :think:
     
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  6. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    You have carpet ?

    I figured you for the dirt floor type.
     
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  7. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    It is dirty.
     
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  8. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    it will be when it starts leaving poo spots.
     
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  9. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    rub their stomach and a hairball usually stops
     
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  10. spocomptonrider

    spocomptonrider sportin' the CROCS

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    ^ I think that trick only works on goats...
     
  11. TheTruth

    TheTruth Turbo Monkey

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    Too bad I already invented a force field that only hair balls cannot enter.
     
  12. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Let the cat puke, you pvssy (no pun intended).
     
  13. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Liz and I have two persians, but they get surprisingly few hairballs. The one that is prone to them, we give him that jelly sh*t and he's fine, except for the diahhrea.
     
  14. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    When one of our cats is about to puke I use the pick up and shake technique. This distracts them long enough that I can get them outside. My cats love me :D
     
  15. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Zip tie a plastic bag over their head, hairballs are never a problem after that.
     
  16. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Cats will suck your breath while your sleeping.
     
  17. bizutch

    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    Thanks...now the nightmares will come back. Thanks soooo much! :shakefist:

    The nice thing about living in the country is that you just shoot cats that wander into your yard. Just one big hairball that usually manages to run off and die in someone else's yard.

    One time, I shot my aunt's cat. She just let these stupid things breed under her house all the time. Our Boxxer would nail 1 every so often to chew on and me and dad would pop them as they snuck in our yard trying to catch birds we fed. This one walked up and sat in the driveway and meowed at me...it got two good ones out. Then it ran away and died under her porch. She said one of her other cats killed it...yeah...sure. :thumb:
     
  18. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Yeah. Cat diarrhea is SO much better than a puked up hairball. :think:
     
  19. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    why don't you just put a clamp on the ass-end so you can fix your problem of needing to clean the litter box.

    fyi - lecithin. git sum.
     
  20. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    :stupid: A long hair cat with teh runs? No thanks.

    edit:

     
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  21. Salami

    Salami Turbo Monkey

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    Would it be a issue if said pussy shat that hairball into your mouth?



    One of my cats has a hairball issue also. Strangulation always sounds like a good idea to me. That or letting the cat live out side. In the woods. In the next town over. Tied to a tree.
     
  22. boogenman

    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    50 gallon drum+Water in drum+brick+2ft rope+tied to cat=No hairballs or kitty cat diarrhea:thumb:
     
  23. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    The WORST that could happen? Cat could die. :) Nah, the worst that may happen is that the hairball gets stuck in the digestive tract somewhere. Then you are heading to the vet to have them remove it. Not very likely but it does happen.

    Let the cat puke. It's natures way of telling you that you are inferior to a cat. "Meow, BLECH... Hey you, pinkie. Get over here and clean my puke! Meh!"

    :)