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choose water or wine???

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Angus

Jack Ass Pen Goo Win
Oct 15, 2004
1,478
0
South Bend
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre

of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more

than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other

words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.



However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,

beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a

distillation process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



WATER = Doo Doo



WINE = HEALTH



Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!



It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of sh!t.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
 

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,096
25
Pa. / North Jersey
...you can still drink plenty of water - just mix it 50/50 with Chivas or Jack Daniels.

That should kill ANYTHING floating around in there.

Ted Kennedy swears by this method of hydration, by the way.