Unfortunately the site is blocked by websense here, so all I can see is the blurb I posted. But if there are any other gems post em.
http://fsm.typepad.com/hatemail/
Christianity, religion of love? (FSM Hate Mail)
- Thread starter Tenchiro
- Start date
When Southern Baptists start strapping explosives on and blowing themselves in the local mall then I'll go along with your assertion....
What assertion?
and talk about a big bite off the thread I started earlier...
I donno... what assertion?Tenchiro said:
Oklahoma City?
I always get an eerie feeling when I read Christians fighting over doctrinal points. It's so much like watching a couple of sci-fi nerds argue about if the Starship Enterprise could have beat the Death Star.
Old Man G Funk said:
Not exactly gawd related... more like something you can relate to; "I hate my governement and I am gonna blow it up..."
What mall?Slugman said:
Silver said:
ahahaha.
N8 said:
Did the taliban use suicidal terror tactics to control Afganistan? No. Why? Suicidal terror tactics are used not because of faith but because it is one of the few effective techniques of an outnumbered overpowered enemy. You didn't see the Japanese using Kamikaze attacks until the end of the war.
My point: Most x-tians in this country are not outnumbered and outgunned. Not that it really matters anyway. People don't even vote let alone care enough to kill themselves over stuff.
Didn't the whole crusades start when the Pope said die in combat for god and get a go to heaven free coupon?
Yep... it's the American way...Westy said:
Does anyone remember the part in rocky V or is it IV where the Russian guy is all juiced like The Jan and he punches rocky so hard everyting becomes slow motion?
Yeah.>!>!!! Ahahahahaha hhahah hahahahaha.....golgiaparatus said:
Oh wait...
No... I don't.
The best hate mail in the group:
I do believe you are
I do believe you are a ****ing retard and I hope you burn in hell. **** you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it ****s you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn't ****ing matter! Technology, hell we'd be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys...and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I'm still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then....its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this...I'm going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people...like Bobby Henderson....will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I'm wasting my time...because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.
Casey Powell
*update*
Unless you want to be sued, take my name off of that message. Thanks.
Casey Powell
*update 2*
Just take the whole message off of the board! I gave you no permission to
post that. I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer. And that is not a
joke.
Casey Powell
*note from Bobby * - I'm not going to take your name off the message. However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous. Additionally, I'll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *
jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com
*update 3*
Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a) which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today's reality (Ockham's Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value beyond the scope of today's audience. When doing a fair and observant observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis.....usually the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning, God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim" which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists claim, then we have an issue, because the sun's energy would cause everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an imaginary FSM is not too impressive...and neither is your support of Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am" from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at
www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found (secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him with your questions.
God bless,
Casey Powell C. Powell
*update 4*
expect to hear from my lawyer
You are committing a tort. This is a form of defamation of character known as libel. I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told you not to post on your site). Keep it up there and I'm pretty sure I can get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 5*
also keep in mind
If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there? Come on, thats a load right there). You are going to earn a horrible reputation that way. Keep it up.
*update 6*
Are you trying to convert or deconvert?
*update 7*
What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that message. As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account). I also have your contact information down as well. And I'm scheduled to meet with my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand. Apparently, he thinks I have a case (for libel that is). So I'd recommend unsoliciting that statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the matter.
Until then,
(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)
I do believe you are
I do believe you are a ****ing retard and I hope you burn in hell. **** you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell's book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. Its all for humor and entertainment. I look forward to the day it ****s you right in the ass. Oh the age of the earth doesn't ****ing matter! Technology, hell we'd be better of without it anyways. God is not a flying spaghetti monster because only a human could think up such a dumbass retarded idea like that. Intelligent Design is observable. It does not require faith, it requires the ability to understand what irreducible complexity is along with several other phenomena that has been discovered in Science. Evolution is a conjecture. Of course, an idiot of your brain size would probably believe we came from monkeys...and quite frankly, you are probably the best evidence that Evolutionists have that human beings came from a monkey. I'm still having problems teaching my dog 2+2=4. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then....its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset. Lets try this...I'm going to go very sloooooowly for you Bobby. Retarded people...like Bobby Henderson....will burn in hell unless you give your life to Jesus Christ. Life is not hard. Neither is it a joke. But I believe that anybody with a brain the size of a peanut should be exposed for the fraud that the person is. Quite frankly, I do not know why I'm wasting my time...because you are probably too stupid to read this e-mail anyways. At any rate, I have better things to do than point out your circular reasoning within your arguments. You are a disgrace to anything that humanity or your stupid existentialistic philosophy represents.
Casey Powell
*update*
Unless you want to be sued, take my name off of that message. Thanks.
Casey Powell
*update 2*
Just take the whole message off of the board! I gave you no permission to
post that. I want it off, or I will contact my lawyer. And that is not a
joke.
Casey Powell
*note from Bobby * - I'm not going to take your name off the message. However, I will henceforth refer to you as either C. Powell or Casey P. so that you remain anonymous. Additionally, I'll include your email address here, in case anyone needs to get in touch with you. *
jesusmarine2005@yahoo.com
*update 3*
Actually no. I am not a piece of spaghetti! Neither are you. Therefore, God created us in the image of himself. When looking at the spaghetti monster, I then look back at God. When basing a comparison on "COMMON SENSE" the FSM makes absolutely NO SENSE! "Why then are the mountain tops not made of spaghetti noodalege. Is not the water on the earth a steaming pot of spaghetti sauce?" Dude thats what your crap sounds like. So in essence, from having read your website, I can conclude that it is irrational to believe in the FSM and that the Bible is much more explanatory than the FSM Gospel. For this reason, basing the evidence on a fair and objective criteria that a) which explains the most accurate concepts of the human existence in today's reality (Ockham's Razor) and b) was the FSM given any significant value beyond the scope of today's audience. When doing a fair and observant observation of the material, then I can say no. As far as whether or not the Bible misses a few thousand years, go to a site and find Genesis.....usually the origins are given a ??? All we know is the beginning. "In the beginning, God." Thus it goes back to the beginning, whenever that is. If by chance it was written a few thousands years later, then we can also notate that the Jews were VERY good at keeping accurate oral compilations and records, but of course your 10 year old knowledge of how the Bible was compiled would discredit your credulity on the issue. The reason Evolution makes no sense is for several reasons. One - we have no evidence of eyewitnesses that saw a guy with bad mental health on the island of Galapogos, besides his "claim" which I definitely do not trust. No. two - we have lacking evidence of how water came about based on the evidence of Evolutionary Scientists. With this in mind, I can accurately claim that if it happened the way Evolutionists claim, then we have an issue, because the sun's energy would cause everything in the world to burn up and die! The Genesis recollection is more accurate based on this criteria. The necessary components for the necessity of life on earth proves the Creationist model to be true and accurate. The answer to your question about dinosaurs is that the Bible actually makes numerous accounts of dinosaurs existing with man, though you seem to be quite ignorant of that as well. So the fact that you have conjured up an imaginary FSM is not too impressive...and neither is your support of Evolution. And as far as when "Jesus was watching" lets see. What does Jesus say, "Before there was Abraham, I am." Meaning, I was real from the very beginning of time. I am displays a claim to deity here. "I am who I am" from Exodus. I have plenty of evidence to back this up, but most of these items are beyond the scope of what I can fit in this e-mail. I would recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at
www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found (secular and nonsecular). The man asks for no money, will not accept donations, and does not try to sell a book or anything whatsoever on it. It is not a site of propaganda at all. It is a site for skeptics (like yourself) to ask very tough questions and for him to give you a direct and honest answer to your skepticism. I actually challenge you to challenge him with your questions.
God bless,
Casey Powell C. Powell
*update 4*
expect to hear from my lawyer
You are committing a tort. This is a form of defamation of character known as libel. I can sue you for creating a publication of something I gave you no permission to actually post on your website (and actually explicitly told you not to post on your site). Keep it up there and I'm pretty sure I can get a few million dollars from you there Mr. Henderson.
Casey Powell
*update 5*
also keep in mind
If you want people to take you seriously, you might want to consider taking my name off of it (and especially putting my e-mail up there? Come on, thats a load right there). You are going to earn a horrible reputation that way. Keep it up.
*update 6*
Are you trying to convert or deconvert?
*update 7*
What I can definitely say is that I gave you no permission for posting that message. As a matter of fact, I told you explicitly NOT to post that message. I have the e-mail to confirm it (from my other account). I also have your contact information down as well. And I'm scheduled to meet with my lawyer tomorrow concerning the matter at hand. Apparently, he thinks I have a case (for libel that is). So I'd recommend unsoliciting that statement unless legal action should be taken against you regarding the matter.
Until then,
(I have been requested (per lawyer) not to provide my name)
Westy said:
I think they were more fond of public beheadings and shots to the face with a Klasnikov.
golgiaparatus said:
That is good stuff right there. Nothing like setting a trap for someone, then when they get trapped they tell you how stupid you were for setting said trap.
Doin' it islamofacist styleGreyhound said:
Exactly... I sent an e-mail to jesusmarine just to see if I get some good material back...Westy said:
Basically went something like this.
Subject: You fell right into his trap
Msg: Bahahahahahah!!!! That sh!t was gold righ there. Especially when you went on about the lawyer. Nice work there Casey.
I sometimes wonder what would happen if people took a step back and actually looked and listened to what they were writing and saying. If we were so lucky, maybe they'd explode like fembots. Co'mon...golgiaparatus said:
I highly approve of the FSM.
Approved!golgiaparatus said:
Thanks, I was incapable of aproval.Tenchiro said:Approved!
So then 'The Flinstones' is considered non-fiction?
Well my e-mail has not yet bounced so I assume there is a litigation happy marine named Casey somewhere that loves Jesus, hates floating italian food, and is pissed at me right now... 
Nice movement of the goal posts.N8 said:
Of course, your whole line of argumentation is flawed. Simply because Islamists are more violent than Xtians does not mean that Xtians are non-violent. The whole entire religion is based on violence or at least the threat of violence.
How about the lady that was just found not-guilty by reason of insanity. Didn't she hack up her own kids because god told her to? Doesn't Pat Robertson push for assassinations? Certainly the history of Xtianity is violent. There are plenty of examples in the hate mail as well.
If you get a reply, please let us know. Although don't reprint it without his permission, but give us the gist of it.golgiaparatus said:Well my e-mail has not yet bounced so I assume there is a litigation happy marine named Casey somewhere that loves Jesus, hates floating italian food, and is pissed at me right now...
Oh for sure... Hasnt gotten back to me yet. I dont know how old that post was. For all I know it was a year old and I am the 1100th person to call him on his stupidity.Old Man G Funk said:
Have you checked out his Xtian think tank website? I went and checked it out. One needs to do quite a bit of wading through links and irrelevance to get to the usual apologetic arguments.golgiaparatus said: