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Downhiller

Downhiller

Turbo Monkey
Sep 20, 2004
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CROATIA....europe....CROATIA
so i just saw in newpaper that mayor of Budapest in Hungary will name the bridge "chuck norris bridge" for now only 9000 citizens vote for yes...
they need more votes but last word will he say so its not 100% sure

but it will probably be his bridge because hungary doesnt have famous bridges and isnt so famous in teh world (his words)
:rofl: :rofl:

 
Jeronimo

Jeronimo

Monkey
Jul 11, 2006
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behind that boulder
I wonder if we can get an international poll sent to the powers that will be making the final decision on this? Either that, or get Chuck to stare them down until they succumb to his will.
 
mud'n'sweat

mud'n'sweat

Falcon
Feb 12, 2006
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Jeronimo said:
I wonder if we can get an international poll sent to the powers that will be making the final decision on this? Either that, or get Chuck to stare them down until they succumb to his will.
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Easier yet, just let them name it whatever and Chuck can roudhouse kick the sign until it reads his name.
 
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skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
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when someone asked chuck norris, "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" he found the nearest woodchuck and roundhouse kicked it into submission so that it would give up the answer.
 
S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
4,096
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Pa. / North Jersey
- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fu@k he wants.

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

- The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- The Surgeon General recommends using a condom during sex to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases. Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes.

- When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 
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S.n.a.k.e.

Monkey
Mar 12, 2003
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N. Tonawanda, NY
Chuck Norris can win a game of four across in three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,832
27,044
media blackout
God wanted 10 days to create the universe. Chuck Norris gave him 7.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris once performed a roundhouse kick at twice the speed of light just to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of bullsh!t.
 
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