[N8 v2.0]

Chuck Norris Passes Away
A 65 year old Chuck Norris passed away today
CNN.com

SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) - Chuck Norris passed away today from a massive heart attack.

More: http://www.cnn.com

 

[kidwoo]

rofflecopter?

Nice.

Sad sad day for the children.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

0mg maj0r haxx0rz. i LOLed

 

[N8 v2.0]

What a way to go too...

 

[robdamanii]

I think I had him in my death pool on another website.

 

[jimmydean]

And to think they have donated all those Total Gyms to the military...

I knew those things were death traps!

 

[MtnBikerChk]

wtf?

Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human.

 

[PoserNewbie]

So sad....I love those Missing in Action movies.

 

[urbaindk]

wtf?

Hey MBC - did you know that the word gullible is not in the dictionary?

 

[MudGrrl]

fighting 3 ninjas.... awesome

 

[wannabeabonedoc]

I bought it....I did. The word gullible was taken out of my dictionary

 

[Jabuttri]

thats the way i want to go

 

[Jabuttri]

I was reading a study last spring in one of my classes and they found that it is pretty common for people to die of heart attack durring sex

 

[bballe336]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[brungeman]

Yep, my HS English teacher was a widow cause her Hubby Kicked it while Kicken it can you imagine having to bounce your "other" off of you cause he/she is dead? Damn... Brings new meaning to stiff!!!

 

[LordOpie]

It failed to mention the 6 pirates.

 

[MOTODH]

lolzies

 

[N8 v2.0]

Noooo Chuck.....!!!!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Yep, my HS English teacher was a widow cause her Hubby Kicked it while Kicken it can you imagine having to bounce your "other" off of you cause he/she is dead? Damn... Brings new meaning to stiff!!!

Heh...Just wait for rigor to set in...There's some good times!!